“Everybody had matching Javs!”

The only way to change your loadout is at the base/The Tower thing in “the forge”.  No way to edit it on the fly AFAIK.

It has a back seat if you don’t like legs.

I prefer Asmodeus, but I won’t knock it.

Welcome to the internet. Try to avoid Blue Waffle, Lemon Party, Meat Spin, Goatse, and Two Girls One Cup.  Stick to funny cats and cheezburgers and you should be fine.

The best modern half time show, the quantifiers being not having bad songs and an interesting show, would have to be Lady Gaga.  That style of music isn’t my favorite, but she can fucking sing.

Who’d be anti-shed?  It would help reduce clutter in a yard and free up garage space.

I mean, the evidence backs up the hypothesis, so at the very least this relationship will give us a larger pool of data.

You got me.  You win the internets with your brilliance

2 things:
1. That was outside of his house. The only time they set foot on the property was to knock on the door and lay a sign up against it. She jumped ONTO the property and tried to set up shop there. Tucker made up the whole bit about the door. The people who made graffiti on his driveway were arrested as well.

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His last name has Butt in it.


Lol.

The one vague thing I remember is in relation to unicorns and how they didn’t believe Noah, so they died and that’s why there are no unicorns.

Then I must be one of those weird atheists who doesn’t always shout down religion.  I have no problems with the religious, so long as they don’t go around and try to make me follow their rules.

It’s because his wife gave birth.  That’s how he “found god”.  

That’s why I routinely swap out “Bless You” with “Hail Satan” when someone sneezes.

I’m a Bernie supporter who voted for Clinton in the general and I think his old ass just needs to lend support, not run again. He had his shot and missed, whatever the reasons.

It’s because they all instantly equate criticism of the state/government of Israel with hate of the Jewish people/anti-semitism.  They are 2 mutually exclusive things.

I can confirm this as someone who takes rt.30 to 41 to 7 to DE-1 and has to drive through PA Mushroom country. Smells terrible. There’s a small town in PA that LIVES on tickets. Avondale I think.

How often do you frequent a Sheetz?  Because this basically happens when someone gets gas, then goes inside to order some food that takes 10 minutes to make.