Married, check. House, check. Decent job, check. Didn’t vote for Trump, check. Nah, I think I’m good as far as life choices. Thanks though!

If you follow a particular Abrahamic faith, but think it’s somehow “better” than the others, good for you.

Well they all have their objectively horrible periods and only very small differences that make them all stupid, backwards, and regress society as a whole.

Yeah....I don’t associate a rational thought process with religious people.

Because they’re morons high on God and religion.

Don’t forget cliffs!

Alternatively.....

You’ve just described all Abrahamic religions.

“God’s Plan”™.

“Louisiana.” Well there’s your problem right there. I’m actually thinking this whole “Let’s go coal!” shit is a hidden plus. Maybe all these fuckers will drown with a “Climate Change is a Hoax” on their lips as Louisiana is submerged.

I remember an assignment about spending 1 million dollars once, and I remember seeing kids in my school carrying the damned things, but I never had to do it myself.

One is in Maryland, the other in New Jersey. Knowing the difference is essential.

This reminded me to replace the Lagavulin sized hole in my pantry.

Modern regulations about crumple zones and such? My little brother, before he got a 2nd Gen Mini, owned our “teacher” 87 Chevy S10. We all learned stick on that thing, then my dad forgot to tighten a bolt and the transmission grenaded.

Anyway, a Nissan Versa ran a light and struck it on the front drivers side. The…

V-8, because racecar. No, really. I imagine that either the whole range is V-8s or the entry level is V-8 for homologation reasons.

Where’s that guy who was talking about not calling them horrendously bad yesterday?

Maybe because Pope Francis isn’t Emperor Popepatine?

You’re underestimating the blind loyalty that Trumps base gives him. Everything points to his base getting angry regardless of which political party leads the charge.