I wonder if he even truly knows how useless and ineffectual he is in DC. Something tells me that neither he nor his wife can truly comprehend it, and think that they actually are making moves and doing important stuff.

Instead of worrying about shutdown Jared should start getting ready for prison because it’s pretty fucked up when the biggest money-laundering bank in the world, Deutsche Bank, is considering your transactions to be “very suspicious.”

Then, she added: “I’ve never seen people so happy to destroy a kid’s life.”

Shit Your President Said:

They were there specifically to go to a pro-life rally while wearing MAGA gear. What makes you think the teachers/chaperones found anything wrong with their behavior?

It pisses me off how generous the news media is being towards the GOP every time the media says they’re powerless to stop the shut down. Bull. Shit.

The brilliance of it is that Nancy cited a reclassification of the security status applicable to the event, a change that was ordered by DHS Sec. Nielsen last year, a change that requires personnel that have been furloughed. So, it wasn’t a letter that said “please don’t come address congress” or “we don’t want you to…

Trump might be a blithering idiot, but he does have a knack for grift.

• Anti-abortion leaders are changing their slogan from “pro-life” to “pro-science.” An incredible pivot. [Stat News]

“Sadly, given the security concerns and unless government re-opens this week, I suggest we work together to determine another suitable date after government has re-opened for this address or for you to consider delivering your State of the Union address in writing to the Congress on January 29,”

This is hilarious. XD

And how in the bloody HELL does no one *anywhere* on the right give a shit about the president’s unqualified & un-voted-for/unappointed Kid and her Husband bring THIS involved in the running of the federal government?!?

Early reports the spreading investigation into Inaugural Fund shadiness may have led Mueller to the door of Devin “Fresno Ferret” Nunes, who attended brekkies with Mike “Singing Canary” Flynn and a whole shitload of sketchy foreign characters, some of who may have been in the influence-purchasing line. We all wondered…

First it was 300 hamburgers, then it was 1000, now it’s more than 1000.

..served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamburgers etc.

You know, I’m starting to think this Brexit thing was a bad idea...

“...And please drop the vernacular.”

This is just his version of admitting he ordered the code red and he’d do it again.