darthmole
Darth Mole
darthmole

I don’t know who Aubrey O’Day is. I don’t know who (possibly *what*) Danity Kane is. I’m not gonna look it up. I’m just going to revel in my ignorance.

The whole circus around Trump maybe having to be interviewed is just too funny. They should just ask him stuff that he’s already said before, then when he contradicts himself they just wheel out an old tv on a trolley, like they used to use in school lessons, and play back what he said before.

“A total WITCH HUNT with massive conflicts of interest!”

“8:18 am” tweets Trump at 9:16. I’d like to think it’s because he spent an hour trying to write it.

“I’m a master of disguise,” Turnbull cuts in, chuckling.

When Daughter was about 4, she pushed Son (2) down. I came running from the kitchen to see why he was crying, and she started dancing and singing really loudly in an attempt to distract me from the person who had cause to point the finger at her.

I was having a hard time understanding Fox & Friends’ motivation for being so horribly uncommitted to any sense of truth, but someone else explained that their m.o. is to make Americans hate each other so that the rich can have tax cuts, and now it all makes sense.

A Channel 4 investigation found that Trump-linked data firm Cambridge Analytica works to influence elections around the world using bribes and Ukrainian sex workers

All this...weird ass bacon commentary...I...I...

Why do I have the suspicion that many of these Red-Blooded True American Patriots™ who are so deeply butthurt that Jim Carrey drew an unflattering portrait of SHS were not that long ago cheerfully posting memes that depicted Michelle Obama as an ape?

Anything that makes Mike Huckabee’s asshole pucker is good by me.

To be fair, Carrey painted Sarah Sanders as Sarah Sanders. Genetics and a lifetime of habitual lying made her a monster!

Bingo. My first thought when I read the news.

mere days after Vanessa Trump ripped out Donald Trump, Jr.’s lion-killing heart and fed it to her attorney engaged in an asset-shielding activity. FTFY

MAGA! Mueller Aint Going Anywhere. I mean, take a look at Robert’s face; it looks like it was created for the sole purpose of being chiseled into a statue one day.

I agree. Mueller is playing chess and 45 is playing Uno.

THE HOUSE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE HAS, AFTER A 14 MONTH LONG IN-DEPTH INVESTIGATION, FOUND NO EVIDENCE

People keep making comparisons to Watergate; but compared to what we seem to be looking at here - possible collusion with Russia, a plethora of financial crimes, obstruction of justice, undermining the framework of American law enforcement - a little breaking and entering seems quaint.