But happening less often would be better than what we’ve got, right?

No child, teacher or anyone else should ever feel unsafe in an American school.

It’s about a president being open to blackmail.

Good one.

Bootleg Harry Potter ripoff from someplace like Uzbekistan?

Trouble in the Palin Family?!!!!.....Thanks Obama!!!!! SAD! JOBS!

On her website, she describes herself as “Pro Life, Pro God, and Pro Guns” and it seems “Pro Copulation, Pro Divorce, Pro-Domestic Violence, and Pro Split Families”. Who gets the trailer and who will knock up this good christian daughter next?

Most of my coworkers are convinced Hillary is going to be indicted any day now.

Sources informed TMZ on Tuesday that Sarah Palin’s 27-year-old daughter Bristol Palin and her 29-year-old husband Dakota Meyer have separated.

• “Intelligence leaders warned assured the Senate Intel Committee that Russia will work to influence the 2018 midterm elections.” FTFY

Intelligence leaders warned the Senate Intel Committee that Russia will work to influence the 2018 midterm elections.

‘I’d heard about this stuff happening on the news,’ Taseen told me. ‘I just didn’t think it could happen to us.’

WTH. I’ve been waiting for these nipples to load for like an hour now.

Star Wars name generator at work.

If I didn’t have any knowledge of either person I would have sworn we were living in a game of D&D.

I’m still hoping Inanimate Carbon Rod runs in 2020.

I wonder how 4chan and the alt Reich will react to all their cuck porn loading slower.

Get a load of those ankles!

And, despite what some members of a certain party may say, your statement applies to people on both sides of the aisle. And maybe even more so to the party of family values, as red states appear to view pornography more than their hedonistic blue state arch nemeses.

Luckily for me, I prefer Victorian era erotica viewable on stereopticon or zoetrope. So I’m good.