Don’t forget the aviator glasses

We can be sure he hasn’t forgotten. This is another way of bragging that his red button is bigger than Kim’s. Two insane man-babies preening and posturing stupidly at each other while millions of lives are at stake.

Sarah Sanders is such a massive fucking cunt that I think she deserves a spot on the “people I wouldn’t shed a tear over if they were assassinated” list.

Much of the junk in the heartland seems to be coming from Florida, anyway.... These are all-American drug mules & all-American junkies, y’all!

Hey, sure buddy. Let’s just shut shit down but also, at the same time we have to start planning some super expensive, no holds barred military parade so that Cadet Bone Spurs can wear his dressiest, dressy dress “uniform” that Kellyanne is probably designing at this moment and we can all salute or do the macarena or…

Her answer to the opioid crisis is a border wall? What, has Merck and Pfizer moved operations to Mexico?

tbh futurama is the only thing keeping me sane now

Add to the list: Trump has ordered himself a grand military parade, to march gloriously down Pennsylvania Avenue while he preens:

That was also something Clinton suffered specifically from.... Whenever she had to campaign, everyone hated her and her approval rates dropped, but whenever she was on the actual job, everyone loved her and her numbers went back up. It’s such an awful paradox of politics.

I don’t care if people think John Kelly is some kind of savior as Trump’s Chief of Staff, he is a fucking terrible person, based on his words, his hateful, false words. His contempt for innocent Dreamers, his lies about that Florida Congresswoman, calling her names. Being in the military, even high up, doesn’t…

Do you really want Paul Ryan to have a plan for the budget? Given what he would do to those in need? Slash Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security and every single social safety net for those in need? I prefer them unprepared; their incompetence is the only thing that saves us from even greater long term damage.

According to Politico, the cabinet’s response to the growing opioid crisis “has been to call for a border wall and to promise a ‘just say no’ campaign.”

Just Say No, trickle down economics, abstinence only education... a majority of the GOP’s policies are a hodgepodge of proven failures.

There are some pretty funny Tweets.

White House chief of staff John Kelly defended the president’s immigration proposals today, calling immigrants “too afraid” and “too lazy to get off their asses.”

Perfect summation of Trump; make a stupid, nonsensical political point and then, oh yeah, issue a meaningless stement of condolence. What a total horse’ ass this guy is.

Steve Bannon is going to have a chat with Robert Mueller.

How not to manage a public health crisis (opioids): appoint a political flack Kellyanne Conway) to run it and the son of a political pal - who evidently majored in Golf at university, not public policy - as her deputy (Andrew Giuliani).

If the Democrat party is going to continue to threaten a shutdown

...including fixing MS-13 loopholes...