I served with a mossy rock. That mossy rock was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no mossy rock!*

This sentiment is...misguided. There’s nowhere in human history to which you can rewind where you can’t make the same claim about inventions and conveniences at the time.

And the Branch Davidians weren’t even your traditional “White Right” given their status as basically a cult. So, generally speaking, these jackholes have been getting away with being jackholes without much in the way of consequences for even longer.

Maybe it’s by virtue of them being sparsely populated or homogeneously populated?

Wait.  I don’t follow sports.  What happened at the NBA playoffs?

I would love to see how a map of incidents like the ones you’ve witnessed overlap with the map of Sonic locations.

I’m right there with you. I don’t get how the comment connects to the call. 🤷‍♂️

The origin matters so we can understand intent and (ideally) prevent the same thing from happening in the future.

[Veeeeerrry reluctantly gives a star.]

Slender Man’s kinkier brother. Yes.

I’m going to guess he has some shady stuff in his past and this is just more of the same shady stuff but in the present.

Greenburg is absolutely going to spill the beans on all kinds of shit from all kinds of people. You can bet (1) he wants to save his ass and reduce his jail time as much as possible and (2) the prosecution will hold him to telling the absolute WHOLE truth about anyone and anything he knows. I can’t wait.

How about just ‘Roid Rage?

This is a shitty rule. Full stop and no victim blaming intended.

Apparently the (white) opposing coach made the initial complaint and that lead to the umpire noticing the beads.

Washington Post says it was the opposing coach who approached the umpire initially about her hair blocking her number (which is against the rules apparently). The article says that her hair barely reached the top of her number, though.  She was able to wrap her hair and tuck it in her shirt but then the umpire noticed…

Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone?!?

Oh, got it.  That’s a win for her.  Plus you and I aren’t her target audience.  I wouldn’t mind seeing her tripping and falling down a marble stairway.

Wearing thin with whom, though?

Fifth Avenue.