First off, I’m a white guy and I agree that we need to call out the racist assholes in life. Every chance we get. Fuck all of them.

If I was the wife, I would definitely pick nunchucks. This knucklehead would slam himself in the nuts about five seconds into the fight.

Knives!

She’s famous for being famous. Her Wikipedia article is informative enough to satisfy basic curiosity about her. She released a couple albums but if it wasn’t for the fact that she was sort of an icon already, I can’t imagine she would have gotten any notice.

What scares me is that I’ve been talking to a variety of friends who are otherwise intelligent and middle class and probably voted Democrat in the Presidential election and they know NOTHING about politics and current events.  It’s shocking how little they’re aware of and how much of a shrug current events produced in…

“...the American people in general have any tolerance for yet more war.”

Agreed. The recipe for the celebrity guru grift is generally pretty straightforward. (1) Have money, (2) have some level of beauty or charm, (3) show people how “successful” you are, (4) show people how empty and unfulfilled they are (because they aren’t you), (5) create low cost, high profit products with nebulous…

“All old bullshit will be new bullshit again.” Or something like that.

Don’t rule out blackmail. Lindsey Graham, I’m looking in your direction.

Hi, Katie. The Axios URL needs some attention. It’s preceded by %20 which is screwing it up.

I currently have two dogs in my life. If a stranger was giving me a tender kiss on the forehead or murdering me with a bat, they would stand 10 feet away and bark their fool heads off.

Why does the table look like such a clusterfuck!? It looks like they let 10 tweens play “office” and then not bother to clean up.

But those kids were brown! So now there are seven fewer brown children who will undoubtedly grow up to be Islamic terrorists!!

“Maureen Ponderosa” sounds like she’d be Gene Parmesan’s business partner.

Wait, wait, wait. You were so close to stating your totally valid point as a limerick! SO close!!

Obviously it’s very common but there’s tons of porn that doesn’t end with a shot to the face. In any case, sex is as much psychological as physical and people like what they like. Be into what you’re into and find others that are into the same (if being with someone else is what you want). Ya know?

Are you thinking of Adrien Brody and Halle Berry?

Because we don’t want a neighboring country that is...what’s a phrase that means a “developing country” that’s continually regressing? Is it okay to say “shithole country” in this situation? 🤔

I’m a straight white male and I agree* with this message. 😁

Serious question: Is “I’m sorry that I offended you” any better?