Radio?!? If I can’t listen to recordings on an Edison wax cylinder phonograph, I’ll have none of it! *haughty sniff*

When you return...from space?

Honestly, “cellar door” sounds like a phrase a southern serial murderer would like.

“Sorry folks. Park’s closed. Moose out front should have told ya!”

I want to Epstein to rot but we need the trial to happen. Both for justice for the victims and to drag out any other dirtbags he was involved with into the light. A premature death would hurt of those goals.*

It’s also a reference to someone (AOC?) linking methane production and resource usage of the cattle industry to climate change.

This works equally well as a statement or a question.

Mitch McConnell has got to get ground into a fine paste go! But (1) Amy McGrath needs to work on her screen presence and (2) have her video people turn down the music bed. Sheesh!

“This is going to get way uglier. Strap in, y’all.”

Wait.  People were saying that?!?

“His remote control is actually the non-functioning joystick of an Atari 2600.”

Give me Jennifer Coolidge or give me death!

With all the money he must have, you’d think he wouldn’t be stuck with a low-flow shower head.

I like Brie Larson and I’m excited to see her as Captain Marvel again but through the whole movie I imagined her thinking “I’m acting! I’m acting SO HARD right now!” It wasn’t great. Admittedly, I’ve never seen her in anything else.

“I believe that if people stoped using or subscribing to @ATT, they would be forced to make big changes at @CNN, which is dying in the ratings anyway.”

He has always been evil. What makes you think this will make him choke and die? I’m not saying someone should murder the guy but if someone did, I’d shrug and move on.

How about “My Cuckabee’s spawn”?

“...in an effort to be as extreme and shocking as possible.”

We need memes, people!! STAT!!!