If dogs do a better job than $400 million dollar equipment, let’s cancel the government contracts providing said equipment and channel it into rehab and criminal justice reform.

Obviously he sawed under the state first and then sawed along the state line. Lake Okeechobee became a hole you can see through as the state floats away. They just left the first part out of the cartoon.

Wait. “Meanwhile” to what, exactly? The thing with Wes Goodman happened a year and a half ago.*

“Like, it’s very plausible that you can be a xenophobic, racist, bigot that approved the imprisonment and torture of children AND be against Russia.”

Were you peeing at the time cuz that could be something different.

Please stop using the condescending and imperialist term “developing countries”.

McConnell is the absolute fucking worst. And he is relatively accessible to the public. This is evidenced by the time he and his wife were accosted while casually out to dinner. I’m not suggesting that this should happen but I have to wonder: how has he not been shot dead by some nutter?

Sure but why aren’t we also roasting him for his music? 😂

Agreed.  I’m definitely not saying it hasn’t happened or doesn’t ever happen.  Just that it’s the modern conspiracy theory equivalent of “Thanks, Obama!”

Same for the phrase “false flag”.

You can bet there will be politicians who still defend him and they deserve a deep level of scrutiny. With the 180 some people (like Lindsey Graham) took, you can bet that they’re up to their ass in documented dirty deeds.

Why the fuck did anyone give Candace Fucking Owens a platform to speak before Congress?!

Florida? 🤔

Danimal has been the preferred nickname for Dans for decades.

Whatever you do, though, never try a State Pen Fudgesicle.

THIS HAPPENS EVERY TIME, IDIOTS!!! 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

God, this guy is a dunce.

“...including Candace Owens and an infamous YouTuber.”

“Among Shaw’s alleged misdeeds are accusations that she mishandled sex scenes, violated an actor’s contract, denied writing credit to assistants, and separated writers on the show by race.

I guess it depends on your interpretation of the definitions. Both reference giving up but neither implies conditions or compensation. Although, clearly “conditions of surrender” are a thing.