Danimal has been the preferred nickname for Dans for decades.

Whatever you do, though, never try a State Pen Fudgesicle.

THIS HAPPENS EVERY TIME, IDIOTS!!! 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

God, this guy is a dunce.

“...including Candace Owens and an infamous YouTuber.”

“Among Shaw’s alleged misdeeds are accusations that she mishandled sex scenes, violated an actor’s contract, denied writing credit to assistants, and separated writers on the show by race.

I guess it depends on your interpretation of the definitions. Both reference giving up but neither implies conditions or compensation. Although, clearly “conditions of surrender” are a thing.

Am I wrong that he didn’t “surrender” or “relinquish” his stake in these restaurants so much as he “sold” his stake in them?

I think that’s what the “transferred to NARA” comment means.  NARA is the National Archives.

Great response.  Seriously.

I feel like “Pillowcase of Kittens” would be more apt for our current political conditions.

Remember when you could log in to kinja on your phone and stay logged in for more than a couple hours without having to log in again?

Aaaah, the 60s. The good old days. Where drunk businessmen could feel up flight attendants and flight attendants were told by their bosses to learn how to take a joke. Truly the Golden Age of Air Travel.

“You just made a wet landing....in my pants”

Beautifully done. Bravo! 😂👍

I just googled but I have a pretty strong stomach. It’s not going to scar you for life but there are definitely weird pics that you won’t be able to unsee. From a clinical perspective it’s kind of interesting but I didn’t hang out and read over tons of info about it.

For future use...

I love your choice of gifs. The last frame really needs to hold for a good second or so, though.

Would you agree that Kellyanne Conway looks a lot like the Lady Elaine Fairchilde puppet from Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood?