Whoa. That’s surprising. Let’s throw more water on her and see what happens.

Don’t you mean “ChappaquiDick Van Dyke”? 

The thing is, he didn’t fail at his businesses. He succeeded in doing what he wanted. There are some really great articles about how much money he made from his bankruptcies and whatnot. He’s a psychopath and not nearly as rich as he would have ya believe but he definitely made lots of money.

[crickets chirping]

“I don’t want to negotiate anything, build anything or nuke anything. I don’t want to negotiate anything built or nuked. Or build anything nuked or negotiated. Or negotiate anything nuked or built.”

Bolton and Pompeo want a war. Doesn’t matter if it’s NK or Iran. They just want one.

No no no. He’s doing his classic “walk away from the deal” bit because he thinks no one has caught on to it yet.

Fear mongering always wins Republican votes.

You’re old.*

I swear to God I thought you were making some sort of C. Montgomery Burnsian period joke.

So...many...unexplained...acronyms...[collapses on keyboard]

A meteor strike.

It’s like she went to the Lloyd Dobler School of Business.

To be fair, I’d probably put dickhole on a cake but a pie is more likely.

Agreed. I guess I was saying, as you said “one of these things is not quite like the others in some respects”. I don’t mean any judgment about it. It just caught me off guard and I couldn’t quite figure out why. 

Except with animals you just go and exterminate them. We live (at least theoretically) under the rule of law and referring to them as “animals” is an attempt at dehumanizing them.*

We don’t blame you.

I need a program and a scorecard to keep all these idiots straight. 🙄

That’s a very apropos and tragic comment. 😑

“...queer folks, folks with disabilities, fat people, etc...”