That’s more of a Gashlycrumb Tiny, I think.

William Shatner disagrees

Wait. What now? Did I overlook this in one of the links?

If it’s any consolation I used to get beaten with a wheel and a stick on a fortnightly basis.

Awww. When I grow up, I want to be Canadian.

I’m not a “won’t someone PLEASE think of the children” kinda guy but I definitely don’t understand why we spend so much money on the military and law enforcement and so little on education.

I had an ‘83 Chevy Celebrity but always wanted a Cavalier. :-/

Only if that message prerolls on EVERY video. Like the safety warnings on the Jackass TV show.

He just turned 48 in March.

Despite maintaining simultaneous careers in the fields of unemployment and anonymity...

Fuck off with your concern trolling. 🙄

You can read three or four free WaPo articles per incognito session. Spread the word.

I feel like she’s more likely to build a fort out of empty TUBBB! containers.

Look kid I don’t have a dime.

What I find staggering about people who believe the tyrannical government wants to oppress them is that they are very often very pro military. Fucking hilarious.

Every time I see Sean Hannity I think of that guy.

And ordered spicy mustard on all his burgers. Don’t forget the spicy mustard!

Because you have a clear and accurate perception of the current state of politics and race in America?

Goddamn, your game is weak. Lol

If he calls, block his number.