Not bitter, we’ve put it behind us and have good things ahead. It was a bullshit injustice, though, and I will always set the record straight when people repeat the bountygate bullshit because it is exactly that, bullshit. Clearly a lot of people don’t have the full facts, but as Saints fans we were on top of every…

Except that was a witch hunt with no basis in reality, pursued by a commissioner who was doing the bidding of the braying jackasses at ESPN who wanted the Saints punished for having the audacity of 1) ruining their dream of Manning vs Farve in the Super Bowl and 2) beating their man-crush Payton Manning.

It never made…

As a Saints fan (the 504 in my name is the New Orleans area code), I congratulate your team on a hard fought victory. I’d been saying all week that the Vikings were legit, and if we had to lose I wouldn’t mind it being to them. No shame in losing to a great team, and I’m proud the Saints came so close against the…

He’s a rookie and he had a great season and an interception in that game. He made a mistake, it sucks but shit happens. Cut him some slack, he’ll get better.

You’re talking about two separate issues, here. Of course dissecting the causes of a pattern of crime to see if there’s a possible method of prevention is useful, but that’s not law enforcement’s job. Nor does that have bearing on this case, the crime has already been committed and the damage has been done. In this…

Hopefully never again. This is a case where mandatory banning from owning and using any online platform is very appropriate.

We know more than enough, and that is the fact that a person called in a fake crime report to police knowing that an armed response unit would be sent out. Thus, creating a dangerous situation that resulted in the death of an innocent man. What more do you need to know? What he did was criminal, and resulted in an…

You’re wrong. Bartenders are trained to judge how intoxicated a customer is and refuse to sell him additional drinks beyond a certain cut-off point. If they fail or refuse to cut someone off and they leave the establishment and kill someone in a drunk driving accident they ARE held liable. Not only the bartended, but…

Wait, what? He killed 77 children in cold blood and they’re going to let him out one day??? That makes no sense whatso-fucking-ever. At all. Even one pre-meditated cold blooded murder should result in life in prison without possibility of parole, let alone 77 of them! What possible justification is there for letting…

I wouldn’t go so far as to say “do not fire until fired upon”, but making a positive ID of a weapon should be the minimum standard. The cop should have to see the weapon, be certain it is a weapon, and see the suspect take hold of it. None of this “I thought he was reaching for something” bullshit, the cop should be…

Oh fuck off with that noise. Many people have been outraged at the whole “SWATting” thing for a while and were certain it would only be a matter of time before someone was seriously hurt or killed by this so-called “prank”. We have wanted it to be treated as a serious crime hoping it would be deterred by the threat of…

That double-bubble silver one NEEDS to be a Batmobile!

I’d never heard of this asshole a month ago. I would have preferred to have never heard of him or seen his bullshit jackassery, but now I have and I want to see him hit in the face with a brick repeatedly.

I doubt I’m even close to alone in this.

I’d prefer to mandate that all cars must be under 3000 pounds and over 150 hp. Maybe I’m not very good at the whole “unreasonable” thing.

Now we know the Rambler this song was written about! Mystery solved.

I’d require a special license plate / license and training for trucks, vans,  and SUVs. It would be expensive, too. Fuck all these people driving a 6 ton 9 passenger monstrosity to pick up three bags of groceries and the Aiden twins from soccer practice. Especially since they’re always on the phone and have no driving…

They guarantee the radio for the life of the car! Umm, it’s a Citation. There was no way they could lose that bet.

Neither have anywhere near as many as the upcoming sequel to The Day After Tomorrow, called... wait for it...

A WEEK FROM NEXT THURSDAY.

Well yes, of course. In a cinematic universe where walking slowly away from explosions is a thing, running away from a literal wave of cold makes perfect sense.

Children, as they mature, go through phases of being fascinated with things to the point of near obsession as they come to terms with life. It starts with excretion, and eventually sex and death take their turn in the spotlight. It’s natural. Squelching them trying to inhibit them into a mold of Victorian purity and…