Flash drive? That’s clearly a fudgesicle. You can buy them in the freezer section of your average grocery store in boxes of a dozen.

Ah yes, the “great new design” of a double sticked fudgesicle...

This is well written, scarily so. The Skull sounds so REASONABLE here. He makes real, solid points that make sense. I’ve had some of the same complaints. And yet I recognize how he’s using reasonable sounding talking points to justify a conclusion that isn’t just unreasonable, it’s insane and evil. It’s a dangerous…

Cosmic cubes and their ability to rewrite reality have been a thing in Marvel Comics for decades, and many times the Red Skull has specifically sought them out in order to use them to gain power. This time he did, and he did. It’s not the first time, even. And like before, someone is going to have to figure out where…

He was “miraculously” turned into a fascist in the first place by a literal miracle machine. A reality warping artifact of power. This is NOT our Captain America. So of course it’s going to take similar measures to restore the proper order of things and undo what has been done.

Literally that means “I’m slowly becoming slow!”. Which is funny.

The peoblem with that was when Todd MacFarlane or someone around that time made her a supermodel / soap opera star to begin with. In Stan Lee’s comic strip which was running at the same time (which is where the marriage originated) she had a sales job in a a mall electronics store. Guess which one fit the theme of…

It makes sense. From the moment I first heard about the plan to undo the marriage and the stated reasons for it, it screamed “manchild midlife crisis” to me. Nothing I’ve seen since has caused me to think I was wrong.

My Spider-Man, the one in the black costume who was a bit older, a bit wiser and a bit more…

That’s... actually brilliant. I’d hate it still, of course, because I’m pro marriage but dammit that actually has a tragic nobility to it that is fitting to the character. And while I’d still hate it and wish for the marriage back, that story would have my grudging respect and I could continue following the book after…

DM: Rocks fall everyone dies.

“Just as the rush of Death Star wall of fire is about to overtake them, Jyn’s crystal around her neck glows and out shoots a Force Ghost of her Mom who puts up a Force barrier that saves them from the blast”

Rouge One is indeed very covert, but I’m sure the story of they and their sister squad Bleu Two will be told eventually.

That Calamari ship was hosed. It probably didn’t last much longer than a few more minutes, just long enough for Vader and any other Imperial boarders to get off of it, before it broke up or the reactor went critical or it went down to burn in the atmosphere and slam into the surface. Knowing their fate if they fell…

My first year of elementary school, I was the only white child at my 9th ward New Orleans school. My second year, I was one of two. I managed just fine. Many other times in my working career in the city, which is majority black, I was either the only white employee or one of a very small percentage. Again, I managed…

The Black Hole was pretty freaking dark, minus some really tone-breaking scenes with the wanna-be R2 units, it was practially a space horror movie.

Something Wicked This Way Comes was, by all accounts, pretty intense. I don’t know, I happened to click onto it during the scene where the shadows in the boys bedroom turns…

Because he could. The Stormtroopers handled the job just fine, they wiped out the resistance in a scant few minutes and had the surrender of the remaining enemy in hand immediately thereafter. The Rogue One scene shows what we already knew, that Vader could have taken that ship solo but there was no need for him to do…

It also killed him. He was pretty much dead the moment the first few arcs grounded out through his systems frying the holy living shit out of everything. Vader is such a badass, though, that it took him 15 minutes after being killed to actually lay down and die.

The version from Rocket News is accurate.

I loved their soundtrack, but since then a whole genre of retro synthwave has arisen. A new TRON should, if properly made retro, feature such bands as Perturbator and Laserhawk.

But that isn’t TRON. The world of the Grid isn’t a simulation, it’s a plane of existence. It’s pure science fantasy. Even when it was written nobody seriously thought that simple programs with a few thousand lines of code were sentient beings in a world inside the machine. It was a flight of imagination then and…