Pink is a color too! Or, well, whatever peach apricot beige bullshit this is, anyhow. We all have color, we’re all people, can we move past our differences already please?

You’d become a magical girl for KFC, not for the magic powers and opportunity for lesbian hookups? Odd.

I’m not Japanese, and I’m only gathering what I can from the depictions in the many anime I’ve seen which use it as a stock location, so take the following with a grain of salt as the words of a gaijin that they are.

You just can’t win, seriously. Being a male in modern society and the dating scene is like walking a minefield without a map. There are no standards or rules to follow, because every woman has a completely different idea it seems and nobody seems to be willing to hammer out a new set of rules now that the feminist…

Not only did they terrify me as a little kid, I wasn’t sure whether they were real or if I’d imagined or dreamed them for many many years. I tried to tell my mom about the weird cookie monster things with no bones in their faces that made odd noises instead of talking and were ghostlike and alien, and she didn’t…

That’s Zap Brannigan you’re thinking of. Kirk’s horndog aspect has been exaggerated in memory and parody for so long that people think it’s canon but Kirk in TOS was a very by the book captain for the most part. The book he followed, though, was one that gave a HUGE amount of discretion and leeway to Captains on the…

My personal headcanon is that the Aliens have acid for blood because they are bioelectric in metabolism —basically their internal structure is one big battery. It would explain a lot. We know that they don’t need to respirate and only eat sometimes, meaning at best they only use a typical carbon based organic food…

Interestingly, in the 70s and 80s the Incredible Hulk was pretty much a (barely) human-sized version of Godzilla. He was transformed into a monster in an accident during a nuclear test of a new kind of nuclear weapon (the Gamma Bomb) that he largely invented, and though the character has gone through other…

Talk to the Jawas, ask them about a droid that understands the binary language of moisture vaporators. Just look out for ones with busted motivators.

Pixels was actually. good, in spite of Sandler. Yeah, I was as surprised as anyone.

How can you fail to draw the obvious conclusion here? Nicotine isn’t harmful and may even be helpful in some ways, inhaling combustion gases to get it into your system is very harmful. It’s not the drug, it’s the delivery system that’s the problem. Vaping is the answer.

You’re selling this movie short, it’s not nearly as dumb as you seem to think it is. Not even close. Nor is Milius the rabid right-winger you take him for. Clearly, you’re blinded by the violence and adolescent power fantasy to see the deeper things beneath. There are many great lines in the film that are not merely…

That’s how champagne / sparkling wine was invented, and how it’s still made. They have to measure it just right to make sure the wine ends up nicely carbonated without going overboard with the pressure and blowing the bottle.

The dance scene, along with the rest of the “evil Parker” stuff, was intentional. Peter Parker is a DORK and his attempt to be the dark bad boy was meant to be a pathetic and hilarious failure. You were supposed to find it embarrassingly cringe-worthy. That was the point.

If you understand this and the fact that you’re…

Except those characters are by and large awesome and in some cases better than the characters they spun off from. Due to legal copyright protection reasons, there HAS TO BE a female version of at least the major characters so that no one can swoop in and steal the concept. Thus She-Hulk, Spider-Woman, etc. At least…

How is it that an hour a week in the form of a television series is not overload but somehow 2 hours once a year as a movie is way too much?

My dad had a bad joke about how if you can’t afford to make both ends meat, make one of them vegetable. I cringed even typing that.

I’m not going to give Rotten Tomatoes much credence on this one either, simply because of the number of people going into it with their minds already made up (and their reviews already half-written).

What the what? It looks like C-3PO in the crushing grip of a teenaged emo phase.

I don’t even count Heath Ledger, since he played a scary guy in make-up, not the Joker.