That’s Zap Brannigan you’re thinking of. Kirk’s horndog aspect has been exaggerated in memory and parody for so long that people think it’s canon but Kirk in TOS was a very by the book captain for the most part. The book he followed, though, was one that gave a HUGE amount of discretion and leeway to Captains on the…

Talk to the Jawas, ask them about a droid that understands the binary language of moisture vaporators. Just look out for ones with busted motivators.

You’re selling this movie short, it’s not nearly as dumb as you seem to think it is. Not even close. Nor is Milius the rabid right-winger you take him for. Clearly, you’re blinded by the violence and adolescent power fantasy to see the deeper things beneath. There are many great lines in the film that are not merely…

I love how this woman inspired people and changed the national culture with such grace, subtlety, and simplicity. First off, she wasn’t a walking talking moral lesson in her dialogue or how the others treated her, in fact quite the opposite it was her mere presence that was so radical. She wasn’t some special…

The good Doctor said it all. Well, this and his quote:

Unless someone actually lives on the premesis and cooks their personal meals in that kitchen, nothing they serve can possibly be “homemade”. Or I suppose someone could make it at their house and bring it in from home, but that’s even less likely. In other words, “homemade” at a restaurant is inherently bullshit.

There, I fixed that for you.

(and yes I know you meant among those still competing aka not retired, but still. Ali, best there ever was, best there ever will be, forever!).

Because kneeling at her altar is one of the great joys of being alive, of course :P

I’ve wanted to kill Cloud over Aeris for years. I’d love the option.

LOL I named him Kermit too. It somehow never occurred to me that probably 90% of everyone did that too. Kinda like naming Barrett “Mr T” in FFVII.

Except Janeway was a hypocritical psychopath teetotaller dry drunk hooked on coffee as her anti-drug, who changed her lofty ideals to whatever was convenient for her at the moment. It’s not Mulgrew’s fault, but the writign on Voyager was a freaking sick joke. I wish the whole concept of “female Starfleet captain”…

Lena can be a real badass, but very very few women who’ve ever lived can match the awesomeness of T2 Linda Hamilton Sarah Connor. Lena herself came close with her role as the hard as nails antagonist in Dredd, though. And I still argue she was in the right. How the hell can the Judges throw people to the wolves 94% of…

That’s news to me as well. Plumbing can be an emergency situation and that’s why they have 24 hour service (and only for emergencies, regular jobs can damned well weait for 9-5 hours) but carpet? The only emergency involving needing to change carpet I can think of involves discarding the evidence of a violent crime.

I’ve given the “you can’t be serious” response myself because I thought it was too good to be true and there was no way she was really interested because I couldn’t possibly be good enough for her. I should have taken her word for it. :(

I’m sure of all the lonely and quite frankly desperate guys out there, there are PLENTY who would worship you as a goddess. My typical reply to a woman who says she can’t get a man is to offer her some, and then when she says no I am like yep, there’s your problemn it’s not that you can’t get a guy it’s that you don’t…

“You just can’t win when you’re male” YES a thousand fucking times. There is no formula, there is no answer, everything you do is always wrong and you’re always to blame for everything. The best thing we could do is invent fuckbots and leave the real women alone. Barring that, the next best thing would be to reduxce…

More importantly, who the hell actually installs carpet outside of business hours? Did she call up some friends and call in favors or something? Because no professional does that shit outside of business hours.

The behavior you’re describing and admitting to is actually BEING a troll. It’s pathetic.

In other words, “even when we’re talking about you, your words are irrelevant because of your genitals”. Gee, sexism much? It must be nice to be able to simply dismiss anything anyone has to say in their own defense and never have to actually defend your points.

I have no children, but in such a case I would make damned sure the accused was prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. What else should I do, take the law into my own hands like some movie vigilante? My duty to her would be to provide emotional support and do all I can to make sure the police and court system do…