I won’t lie, it’s not a smart movie but it is fun. Very, very fun. And if you’re the right age to get all the easter eggs and references and are the target audience for the “outdated nerd saves the world and gets the girl” wish fulfillment fantasy it will rise above the often mediocre aspects and occasional awkward…

If you’re interested in a more positive review, check out the one I wrote on kinja:

I get the feeling most people had the determination to hate the movie before they even saw it, based on Adam Sandler alone. And while I normally would agree, I saw this in spite of Sandler and LOVED it. My review is at:

Allowing? How about requiring! Just like there used to be smoking and non-smoking sections, there need to be children and non-children sections in most places. And some places need to just bite the bullet and be adults-only and they should be able to do so without getting shit over it. Adults have rights too, and…

I’m stunned that’s even legal. I say card ‘em at the door, if they’re not 21 they don’t come in, this is an alcohol establishment.

I asked a woman to stop her toddler crawling around the floor once sunday brunch because when we’re carrying three or four plates, we can’t see the floor. her response? “Well where is he supposed to play?”

But you can’t yell at them. You just can’t.

What’s wrong with that? It’s an awesome and unique look and cyberpunk was always 80s anyhow. You don’t mess with iconic.

I’m pretty sure there have been multiple Deathloks, one of whom was black but the character is a cyber-zombie basically so it doesn’t matter much what race he was when he was alive. Whomever the man was before in life, that man is dead. Deathlok is a machine with some reanimated human parts.

Have you ever been to a midwestern small town? That’s exactly what it’s like. It’s white bread corn fed good ol’ boys as far as the eye can see and nothing but country music on every radio station. It’s enough to make you want to puke. I was stuck there for five years and I swore when I left that I’d die before going…

You focused on the figure of speech I used and ignored my point, which is that Jessica Drew is both decidedly not lame and better than Peter Parker.

“People loitering and people hanging out”. You mean, they might go somewhere to spend their time and money instead of what, being prisoners in their own home? This attitude is disgusting.

Speak for yourself. Jessica Drew is way better than any version of Parker, and I like Parker. Jessica is just better. I wouldn’t want to lose her for Peter Parker with breasts.

Someone REALLY should have vetoed that name at the editorial level.

Angry 2: Electric Birdaloo.

I did not say anything about the structure of your personal labia, I stated in general why hair can grow within and across the centerline and thus cause an issue. Clearly you misunderstand what this issue even is, and you’re insistently and stubbornly clinging to the concept that I’m sexist and selfish despite me…

Let me try to explain this again. Take your hands and put them together palms down and fingertps touching. Imagine this is the labia majora. The top surface naturally grows hair that points upwards. In a relatively thin woman, that’s how the labia majora are, mostly flat and parallel to her body. The hair doesn’t grow…

Forgive me, but what you say makes no sense. The hair is on the labia majora, and is not naturally intended to face inwards. The labia majora are dry by nature, as they have no mucous membranes or lubrication glands and are for the most part not in contact with one another to stick together. The labia minora do not…

I agree. If there’s anything that E.Honda is not, it’s spoopy.

Yes I am American, and perhaps it is cultural as in my experience the term “slit” is as neutral and inoffensive as “crack” when referring to the natural cleft between two halves of a split body part. I did not mean to be offensive in any way and was quite surprised that anyone would consider it unpleasant. I do…