This might sound like a glib, sarcastic punchline to a bad joke, but I mean it...

This is some serious bullshit here. Is the sport played with genitals? Do the male players hit the soccer ball with their dick? Your position is blatantly sexist and utterly disgusting.

No thanks, you keep it!

That's what the dogs and motorcycle guys the author didn't seem to comprehend the purpose for were there to do. They herded the runners where they wanted. So if say Buzzkill would have been first or whatever, they'd have chased them into the appropriate area. Subzero was chosen, so the runners were herded into his…

Cuz these kids are too young to remember context like that. The Gilligan's Island joke probably sailed right over his head as well.

Actually they got the word out to the people about what the regime was really like. And that they'd ordered the slaughter of 1500 people during a food riot. The broadcast most likely sparked a general revolt.

Such a beautiful kitty! Starred for the gif alone :)

I repeat:

I've already told you I won't be responding to any more of your trolling bullshit. Good day sir.

Dork, geek, nerd, and liberal, yep I damned well am. I am indeed a gamer and computer hobbyist, and into sci-fi, fantasy, horror, and other associated genre work. I'm also heavily involved in my own creative work in those genres, as an amateur hobbyist at this time looking to turn pro. Do you expect me to deny it?…

You're seriously gonna follow me from thread to thread now? Are you that butthurt over getting your ass handed to you in that debate? Is ad hominem and lame attempts at grade school level bullying all you really have to show for yourself?

Did you hear that? It was the sound of the point flying completely over your head, which coincidentally is lodged firmly in your classist ass.

Damn right!

Or how about:

*raises hand* I'll happily advocate for the elimination of poachers, trophy hunters, and anyone else who murders endangered apex predators. They are murderers in my mind and deserve to be met with whatever force is necessary to stop them.

Bullshit. The people who are against the slaughter of endangered apex predators are against it no matter who does it. I know I certainly am. Where do you get the idea that she's singled out?

Umm since the fuck when? I know I myself absolutely abhor ANYone who sport hunts apex predators and that goes double for those that are endangered (which, sadly, is most of them). I would in fact happily vote for a law that states killing a protected apex predator is the legal equivalent of murder with the same…

Sorry, I've had other things to do and I feel my point was made. I'm through wasting time talking to a wall of willful ignorance. Though I find it amusing you'd attempt to insult me by calling me a "pussy", considering pussy is pretty much my favorite thing ever and so I can't imagine why it would be considered a bad…

I work for a living in a state that doesn't do the union thing, that's all you need to know. And it's clear your ivory tower desk job has left you desperately clueless as to the operation of the real world and callous to those not in your social class. Typical would-be aristocrat. It's no secret to anyone what the…

Fuck off. I'm an attorney