No, there’s no middle ground. Your interpretation of a movie raped my childhood.

On top of that, it’s actually cruel of them to try to force their children to sit still and be quiet for two+ hours straight. And if they aren’t doing that, they’re letting them run around and be a nuisance to everyone else. It’s just a waste of money to bring them to any movie that isn’t going to be full of other…

Luke got his ass kicked by old deformed Vader in Empire after doing his initial Yoda training and then only beat Vader in ROTJ when Vader was basically being ordered to let him win so that Palpatine could convert Luke to the Dark Side. Rey manages to basically be Kylo’s equal without the slightest bit of Training.

I’m totally fine with new characters, locations, etc. I’m sure some people will say that this movie suffered from the absence of Han Solo but I think it was obviously fine without him. Star Wars has always been about the tone and spirit for me, not so much the specific characters—hell, my absolute favorite piece of…

I liked that it wasn’t full of over the top fan service, and I get that the focus of this trilogy is on the new characters . . . but I was surprised that most of the classic characters were sidelined to essentially cameo roles. Luke was about as prominent as I expected, but Leia was way more involved than I had…

Doom has two settings: angry and melodramatic.

I saw The Last Jedi tonight and enjoyed a lot of it, but at the same time I felt like Star Wars had finally slipped away from me. It’s something I can enjoy as a 2-hour diversion, but it’s not important to me like it was when I was a kid. And I was pumped for The Force Awakens, and even fairly excited for Rogue One. I…

I also loved the thing where the guy appeared and everyone cheered because the guy was made out of one thing and not rendered with a computer.

Best one since ‘Empire’, in my opinion. And the shot where [redacted] is on the ship and [redacted] towards [redacted] and everything [redacted]? Mindblowingly beautiful.

X-Men has been hitting a solid .50 (Apocalypse, Wolverine, X3, Origins, and Deadpool -although that one’s just based on a bad character to begin with- were meh to awful), but their hits (X1, X2, First Class, DoFP, and Logan) are so far superior to the Disney pitfall of same-ness that I’ve always been Fox’s biggest…

I’m Is It About My Cube and I approve this message.

On the other hand, it was starting to go down the wrong track of the studios way of thinking “every comic movie needs to be R-rated because Logan and Deadpool were $ucce$$ful” instead of realizing that those type of characters needed an R-rating in order to be true to the characters. Just like any other extremely…

Until Marvel actually figures out how to give their villains a real lasting presence I hope they keep Doom dornant... also I hope they bring back the Red Skull with a quick no body no death write out and give him some depth or menace

Kick rocks. I still live in the red state in the tiny town where I was raised by two conservative Trump-smootchers. I came up in the awful rural school mill and I’ve mostly had a life of menial jobs and the kind of poverty that has bracketed between “I can’t afford to eat today” to “I would be screwed if I ever had a…

If you all listened to me and we denied white people the right to vote, we’d not be in this mess either

I mean... I guess that’d be good. But since he’s likely to remain an SOB, I’d rather he be in the ground.

Enjoying Dave Matthews, which is the ultimate argument against legalization.

Look 85% of heroin users used marijuana once so that means marijuana leads to heroin.

MARIJUANA, YOU IGNORANT REPUBLICAN MOTHERFUCKERS!

Despite what some people here think of me, I’m never going to fight for the far right-wing view on anything, although even those assholes are human beings who are entitled to basic human rights, as we all are.