god’s going to need to flatten some shit out for that to happen.

It’s easy to deny your racism, when there are so few people of color to call you out on it.

West Philadelphia born and raised getting audited at the Hollywood Scientologist centre is where I spend most of my days.

God’s salty tears are so delicious.

I think the difference here is that the kids involved are high schoolers. They know how to express themselves and use social media. If it was (another) elementary school it would be the parents speaking out and they are easier to brush off than the actual victims.

I saw The Last Jedi yesterday, and this was definitely one of the best scenes in the whole movie.

Yep. Im positive the 357 Bee Movie watching’s this year we’re from my son. I’m either the worst father or best father ever.

Warner Bros. didn’t make any of the old Superman movies. They were independent productions made by the Salkinds, who licensed the rights from DC. Warner Communications, WB’s parent corporation, distributed the movies, but the studio never showed any interest in the movies. They didn’t even blink when the Salkinds sold…

FINALLY! we’ll get to hear the full 10 minute version of Lois’ poem!

Then what would keep his hair from skittering away?

Because if you can spend that much, you probably already own most of those.

Mount Rushmore, SD.
Let’s not forget to tear this one down. Remember that it’s carved into sacred sites still belonging to my people.

Yesha, this whiny bitch got his start harassing parking attendants in NH:

My cousin and his wife use Blue Apron fairly frequently. Of course, he is an ER physician and she is a general surgeon (both in NYC), so the last thing they want to do with the little time that they have off of work and together is go grocery shopping.

Also, I’m pretty sure that Blue Apron costs less per person than…

Any new user is going to take one look at Reddit’s layout and say “no fucking thank you.”

“Reddit feels old. We don’t want to be associated with old,”

Not to mention the great visual gag with Schrodinger’s cats. (And the fact that Rick assumes that they both are and aren’t).

God, that King Jellybean bathroom scene... that’s the only scene I haven’t watched more than once. It was effective.

My favorite moment came in “Rick Potion #9", when Rick and Morty return after having un-Cronenberged everyone. They’re happy, the world is fixed despite impossible odds... and then Rick’s device explodes killing them both, and *OUR* Rick and Morty step out of a portal to take their place.