Then what would keep his hair from skittering away?

Because if you can spend that much, you probably already own most of those.

Mount Rushmore, SD.
Let’s not forget to tear this one down. Remember that it’s carved into sacred sites still belonging to my people.

Yesha, this whiny bitch got his start harassing parking attendants in NH:

My cousin and his wife use Blue Apron fairly frequently. Of course, he is an ER physician and she is a general surgeon (both in NYC), so the last thing they want to do with the little time that they have off of work and together is go grocery shopping.

Also, I’m pretty sure that Blue Apron costs less per person than…

All of you have loved ones. All can be returned. All can be taken away. Please step away from the vehicle.

Not to mention the great visual gag with Schrodinger’s cats. (And the fact that Rick assumes that they both are and aren’t).

God, that King Jellybean bathroom scene... that’s the only scene I haven’t watched more than once. It was effective.

My favorite moment came in “Rick Potion #9", when Rick and Morty return after having un-Cronenberged everyone. They’re happy, the world is fixed despite impossible odds... and then Rick’s device explodes killing them both, and *OUR* Rick and Morty step out of a portal to take their place.

Jan Quadrant Vincent 16 is LIFE!!!

Keep Summer Safe.

I can attest to this. It started for me at 40. Since turning 50, there’s been no stopping me.

You should have been a fly on the wall when I (a woman) was in a guitar shop to buy a guitar. Yes, for myself! Lordamercy. Sales to willing customers aren’t hard, people!

Maxine is 78. She has zero fucks left to give and she is not putting up with this shit.

It’s amazing they got as far as they have given how terrible and obvious their social skills are. It’s like a bunch of lizard people got together and tried to replicate human behavior and oh wait.

In my line of work, people consistently use flattery to try and get somewhere, whether it’s new business, a promotion, or additional funding. Over time, one can easily tell the people that are VERY skilled in their flattery. This guy isn’t, and neither are the endless parade of GOP/ Trump mouthbreathers that have…

wow, the first good opinion on this website

Wasn’t there an AI twitter bot that turned into a slutty nazi? I kind of feel like letting AIs see the internet is a pretty obvious way to hasten our demise as a species...

David I cannot thank you enough for reaching out. Your kind words are very much appreciated. Simply put there is nothing I would not do for my little girl. I have watched her grow and struggle for almost 6 years now. And she does so with grace and a joy that brings light to others around her. My car will remain for…