I didn’t realize your 3 and 5 year old were personally responsible for the state of the world but if you really feel like ruining their Christmas instead of doing anything proactive like, oh, I don’t know, contacting your senator or volunteering with an organization that’s actively affected by the state of things,…

There’s an ABC family feel good holiday mini-series in this story somewhere thats just itching to be told.

Can anyone explain the sudden explosion of Mule drinks? I swear I never heard of anyone really drinking them, just kind of admiring the copper mugs for most of my life. But now they’re everywhere. A specialty Moscow Mule bar has even opened up here. Are Mules just a fad destined to peter out due to their own…

If you add meat to a grilled cheese it ceases to be a grilled cheese sandwich and is simply a sandwich. Kinda destroying the whole point.

Ari Fleischer, former White House Press Secretary under GW Bush:

Tom: Hey Siri, are you my daughter?

I love how on Leah Remini’s new A&E show (and book and interviews, etc.) she keeps burning Tom Cruise. Do not fuck with Leah.

“Remember when I was a child, the five minutes of my life you decided to be a parent, you told me not to trust strangers on the internet because they didn’t always tell the truth? Remember that? Do I need to give you that same lecture?”

FreedomEagle.facebook is the best part of this.

Right? Oh, am I an intellectual elitist because I like facts? Well, so be it then.

But liberals are smug and condescending when they point out these people are idiotic fucknuts.

100%

Love that he got tired and just set it down. Is New York City that weird that no one would notice a guy carrying an 86 pound bucket of gold leaf?

Blurry pictures taken from look books and catalogues? More than 70 now. i guess being unhinged is contagious in Trump supporters.