Keanu does have Hawaiian and Chinese ancestry

So was Angelina Jolie’s character in Salt. It was supposed to be played by Tom Cruise. I’m glad they made that change.

Useless movie nerd fact: Ripley from the Alien franchise was originally written as a man. Now she's one of cinemas greatest asskickers.

If an Angels fan did that at Dodger stadium, he wouldn’t make it to the parking lot alive.

If he were a real Dodger fan he would have been listening to the double as he pulled out of the Angel Stadium parking lot.

I’m 24 and fully insured. When I was 23, I tried to get an IUD from my now-fired gyno a few months back. At first, she tried to counsel me otherwise, at least partially because I had just gotten married and it would “annoy her” when I “inevitably came back in eight months” to have it removed. I said, ya know, I had…

ALSO : the crosswords. Who was 1971’s equivalent of Rita Ora?

I know some people swear by these, but I wish I could give this negative stars. I hate whenever I’m somewhere and I have to use a shower with one of these. You don’t get satisfyingly wet, and it feels like you’re getting hit with needles. And if you’re unlucky enough to have one of these in a shower with soft water…

I know some people swear by these, but I wish I could give this negative stars. I hate whenever I’m somewhere and I…

I like my current one: In2ition 6-in Brushed Nickel Showerhead with Hand Shower

I like my current one: In2ition 6-in Brushed Nickel Showerhead with Hand Shower

The Power of Love has now been added to the banned substances list.

They call that move “The Marty McFly” in cycling circles.

Didn’t we establish that the minimum balance on a starbucks card is $5? *Checks* Yes, yes we did.

Is there an American TV station broadcasting the race?

This reminds me of all the college kids we get moving in in the Boston area around this time of year. At least once a year, a major traffic backup is caused by someone driving a UHaul at a low bridge on Soldier's Field Road. They usually don't plow into the bridge so much as realize their mistake, and try to back…

Oh man— the two hay trucks!!