My boys, baby and I skipped school today and saw the first showing at 10am. Theater was packed. My heart soared several times because, finally, I was watching a movie, not about pimps, hoes, slavery or drugs, but one were my 5 year olds cheered for heroes and booed villians that looked just like them. They saw a woman…

I hated the book. I hate watched the Netflix show. I proclaimed, “What, no,” when it was granted a second season.

How could Greta Gerwig not know?

I think his intention was probably one of two things, both of which are dumb as hell on his part. The first is that no one really uses Sacagewea coins so he was like here is a useless dollar for your useless lawsuit. The second is that he was probably trying to make a point about how there are more important…

Couple things, Jeremy Piven, you little creep:

Thank you, I loved reading this.

Serious investigative journalism needs to be done. I don’t have much faith in Feldman being the guy to produce it, rather than a clusterfuck.

Well I asked Alexa if this would be an issue for me and she said it was fine.

“I want to express my displeasure with Neymar as a fan but I want to do it in the way that allows for the easiest jokes about French stereotypes. The question is how?”

I’ve still not seen a Kindle design that was as satisfying to use as my first one (the old 3G one with the keyboard at the bottom). I currently have a Paperwhite and I really don’t like it. Although a large part of that is down to the horrible software on the Kindle; my first one’s interface was much simpler and…

Seriously! Harvey Weinstein is not a veteran of the Mad Men era who cut his teeth in his industry in the decades before the term “sexual harassment” was a term people used. This guy graduated high school in 1970, give or take a year, which means he went to college when the Women’s Movement was in full swing and that…

Harvey Weinstein was born in 1952, not 1852. I think trying to justify his behavior by saying that he “...came of age in the 60's and 70's when all the rules about workplace behavior were different,” is utter bullshit. Did he fall into a coma from 1980 to 2017? Does he really think anyone is going to buy this sad…

“The quiet horror that is Americas got Talent” will be in footnotes for Megan’s illustrious career Wikipedia entombing. I think in 100 years when they quote Megan it should be this. She may still be alive. Baby face. I know this not even her best writing but it is still, bestness, of all writing.

Give me the gas leak episode with multiple Jacks and Michael Keaton.

Quick question: what’s your favorite 30 Rock episode? Mine is “Today you are a man”, hands down. Jack and Liz negotiating has me in stitches every time.

People say the most awful things to people with cancer. Well, they say the most awful things all the time to everyone, but you really notice it when you’re covered in scabs from chemo injections. A friend of mine looked me deeply in the eyes and asked, “What have you done to bring this into your life?” I told her I…

The only proper snack for sports is orange slices you can turn into faux mouth guards. My child will have unfettered access to orange slices and be the least scurvy child on the field. Eat that shit, other parents!

The bullying element has grown SO much now that kids have technology at their fingertips 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Used to you could go home and be safe from hate, but not anymore. Bullying (combined with mental health issues) is what landed my daughter in a psychiatric hospital last month with suicidal thoughts.…