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Over a decade ago, LeBron James announced that he was taking his talents to South Beach.

What have you got against Frogger?  It’s a fun game.  Why deny DC residents this entertaining pastime?

“Want to sell me a new phone? I need more battery life, internal storage and blazingly quick charging. Better yet, want a Lock ‘n Load hot-swap battery that physically pops out of the phone and allows me to switch out the main battery while an internal capacitor keeps the phone powered-on for up to 3 minutes. Oh, and…

I’m starting to wonder: What’s the point?

I just wish I knew why it needs to look like it’s standing on its tip toes. This vehicle just looks about 4 inches too high. It’s so awkwardly proportioned. There’s almost as much space between the top of the tire and the top of the fender as there is from the top of the tire to the bottom of the tire.

I’m sure the PR value they’ll get from this is far above what the car cost them.

Let’s not kid ourselves that this isn’t (at least in large part) an opportunity for good PR for Frank Kent MC.
 
Still, motives aside, good on them for stepping in to help out.

I think the reason so many of us aren’t really talking about climate change is because we’re fucking tired and hopeless. We’ve reached the point the characters reach in the final act - we’ve talked, we’ve advocated, we’ve “raised awareness,” we’ve supported politicians we thought would do something, and we’ve realized…

The problem is the entirely backwards-thinking process that the US goes through for rooftop solar. There are some really simple solutions that most power companies just won’t even look at.

“the official press release calls Frank Castle “the most accomplished killer the world has ever seen”

Not true. Words have historical contexts that shape their connotative meaning. “Cracker” has none of the (frankly despicable) historical context of systemic oppression that slurs like the n-word have. Words like the n-word were used to express white dominance over another race and culture. Words like “cracker” were…

This is actually the correct take: do whatever you can to keep your dream alive, and if doing that means you piss off just about every single person that’s been with you since the beginning of time, so be it.

I love Ferrari, I hate SUV’s, but let’s not kid ourselves: if tall cars with stupid names and weirdly impractical design were the thing back when Enzo was alive, he’d be building and selling them in order to go racing. That’s all that mattered to him. “Purists” don’t like that.

This will never get old, along with “pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude”

I think his tire pressure was off by 0.4 psi.

They’ll then time-skip, start off with an introduction to Feyd-Rautha after maybe a scene of Rabban fucking it up on Arrakis, and go from there.

It's alot harder to hit 116 in a 30mph zone in a car with 200 hp

I came to post the same thing. I expect it will take a 100+ MPH crash into a school bus before that becomes an honest conversation in any law house. It’s also wild that a (legally defined) child can legally operate a car that hits 60 MPH in under 3 seconds before they can smoke, vote, or drink.

I say this as someone who likes driving fast, who owns fast cars, and who is generally skeptical of adding more bureaucracy to our lives: