No shit. If the cops are that jumpy they need to be in another line of work.

Why not look at the Kia Soul?

Writer has a decent budget and wants something funky, and unique.

A lot of smokers are pretty deadened to the smell and think if they open the windows or spray some air freshner that it will go away. 

Yes, when you incentivize people to smell something, they often suddenly will.

It is shitty, but not surprising in the least.

Thanks Sackler family!  

Turn the lights off in the Tunnel, but allow the TV cameras to have night vision in there so we can see the action.

As it stands currently, all the cars entered at Monaco have been specially modified just for that circuit (mostly in the steering components). So, why not go a bit further with special width restrictions just for this circuit? Reduce the wheel widths and side-pod sizes, maybe even reduce the sizes of the front…

F1 needs more Jason Statham.

David, you’re better than this. Unless you think that lawmakers are going after redneck white kids in their 20's for some reason, there’s just no evidence at all that this is racially motivated. You’ve been spending too much time with your fellow writers who seem hellbent on turning every situation into a political…

I’ve been nope-ing public events with airport-style security theater for some years now, and if a particular event or venue can’t even communicate what is and isn’t allowed, clearly and in advance, to those who are willing to submit to it, all the worse.

More likely he got Kinja’ed and couldn’t make one, but either way.

Not a slide show?

This is an incredibly salty take and in very poor taste considering the Glick has been a friend to Jalopnik for years.

Right? Even if there was a valid criticism (there isn't, really), this is so confrontational it comes across as personal and petty. I've defended some of these hot takes from this author, but this is some of the worst shit I've seen here

I swear, if PT Barnum was alive today, he’d love the internet and its monster lie-spewing resident,

Peel off the fuel shark sticker and stick on a sticker that says" Q's 5g blocker". Say it will generate counter 6g rays to block out the government's 5g surveillance rays, and you got yourself a amazon best seller. 

I dunno, my Fuel Shark has been saving me 10mpg for years. It works by converting the Orgone in my car into useable electroidal amperage for the alternator, and feeding that power back through the cigarette lighter into my engine. It also effectively prevents side-fumbling.

Breaking checking someone is illegal.