Calm down.

Dude, I am Canadian. The South can go up a tree, please and thank you.

Because Pontiac was ditched before we started actually having useful discussions about appropriating the names of oppressed minority groups to sell products?

good luck buying replacements. /s

It’s a penis.

My husband practically spit out his drink at that scene. Your description is very apt.

My particular “oh COME ON” point was when she fell off the plane and managed to get back on by the most Sharknado-y way possible.

Mr. BK and I watched this movie about a week ago, and we mostly laughed through the second half. As long as you reeeaaaaallllllyyyyyy suspend your disbelief, you might enjoy it, but watching the main character climbing around the undercarriage of the plane while it’s flying and being able to take on enemy fighters AND …

A toxic stew of 30+ years of right wing media, the social media echo chamber, and the myth of American Exceptionalism. The demographics of the United States is skewing less white, blue collar jobs are disappearing and they’ll blame everybody except for themselves for their situation. Sadly I have a twentysomething…

who in the world thought it wasnt. if apple sold a car the steering wheel windows headlights wheels and tires would be optional add ons. you could only drive on city streets unless you subscribed to the highway pack. then you could drive on state highways but interstate highways need the icar+ not the base icar. if…

But we already knew that. Actually I had a cousin whose husband did this to her at least twice, though not on Christmas. She was pretty chill about it, though she said she just wished she’d gotten the chance to say goodbye to the old car.

It could jump .99 cents in a hour....WORTH IT to see that crime syndicate outta action.

YouTube took down my hobo bludgeoning videos under some trumped up, terms of service nonsense.

There’s probably already a wing delete option you can check for a mere $16,500.

The revelation that a wing works better mounted from its topside than on a pedestal is the worst thing to happen to supercar styling since NACA ducts. Just as we have come to accept the aesthetic shortcomings of NACA ducts because of their function, so too will the hanging wing become styling shorthand for performance…

You know, this reminds me of the “mystery” dum-dum lollipops - they’re the flavor mix that comes when the machinery switches from one flavor to the next. Instead of discarding the candy, they just put a ? on it and it seems like a cool surprise.

I love these articles.

Every SR-71 article that gets posted here gives me goosebumps. Not only are they all incredibly well written, they are so damn interesting as well. Thanks Tyler, and thanks Mr. Thomas for sharing!