Weird. The only secret message I got was "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."

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Man, I've been watching this blow up. Ebert, Walter Murch, and now this guy. And I am on Ebert's side - I hate 3D. I wear glasses and putting the 3D glasses on top of those just throws everything out of whack, so that I see 2 images as if I were drunk (and I went to see Tron: Legacy 3D drunk, so you can imagine how…

I'm still reeling from the drubbing that an absolutely amazing, moving, entrancing film like Wild Hogs has taken.

People still care when a superhero dies? I mean, they die all the time, only to come back a few days/weeks/months/years later. Its just another way to sell the comic. And this is from someone who loves, loves, loves the 4. I'm not entirely current on the title as I only read collected editions, but Hickman's run has…

Interesting. I like Tom Hardy as Bane. Choosing him makes it seem as though he'll be played intelligent, which he was when he first showed up in the comic.

Thank the maker. Isn't it time for the Alien franchise to be flushed out the airlock? I mean, I love the first two movies, but who really thinks there's any gas left in that engine? None of the 4 movies following Aliens have been any good and there's no reason to think that, just because Ridley Scott would be involved…

Huh... I wonder if this one will actually have Tron in it. Or any characters. Or a plot.

I was going to say something about how trailer quality doesn't equal movie quality, but several people have beat me to it. So instead, I'll like to talk about how awesome Enzyte is starting.... now.

Mr. Lucas, this is fine and all, but we geeks all have one question above all others when it comes to a movie of yours being released on Blu Ray.... where's Howard the Duck?!?!?!?

I was going to make a joke about not being a monkey and include a link to the catchy New York Dolls' song "Dance Like a Monkey," but I failed. I must now leave the gene pool.

Okay...

No one asked the obvious question: how does Walter know what human remains taste like?

Huh, how come, if they used Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" for "Iron Man," they didn't use Peter, Paul, and Mary's "If I Had a Hammer," for "Thor?"

@Kinowolf: Yeah, it really was like saying, "Albert Einstein, teacher," or "Napoleon, soldier," or "Sascha Grey, actress." Just doesn't quite capture the awesomeness of Timm.

You're right; it's not a war between Star Wars geeks and bullies. But it's not a war over who gets to lay claim to Star Wars either. You could replace "Star Wars" with anything else - Star Trek, G.I. Joe, sports, Playboy - and what happened to this child doesn't change at all. The problem was that she was a girl…

You know, this is actually a very accurate advertisement. You see the part where the menu explodes? That's exactly what happens to my stomach (as well as my pants) when I eat at Carl's Jr. No false advertisement there.

Ooo! I gotta an opinion opener to use in a church setting! "Hey, I've noticed that there is no god and people who believe in invisible friends are crazy. What do you think?"

Wait... when did Ahnold die?!?

What made this episode so awesome? One word: "Vagenda."