One of the massive strengths of the recent Planet of the Apes movies is that they mostly leave the “this is how we got to the Planet of the Apes” stuff to one side to focus on characters and ideological conflicts. The explanations are there if you want them but they’re more interested in Caesar’s journey. I really…

Yeah well, what are your thoughts on sand?

I’ve always wanted to know how Han met Chewie, just as much as I wanted to know who built C-3PO.

Who? You mean Green Mario?

You’re just embarrassed this whole time you didn’t realize Zelda was the boy. It’s ok to be wrong and not know things, don’t worry about it!

That’s exactly what Zelda’s brother Luigi would say!

He’s Halo’s husband, everyone knows that.

Yes, he is.

Also, the main character in Metroid is named Metroid, right?

As the debate continued to heat up— and Dumas’ light-hearted trolling continued to draw the ire of humorless drips everywhere

The truth can be unpleasant.

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.

Non-parody does not mean non-humourous.

Counterpoint: The show is pretty good.

COUNTERPOINT: Every single aspect of that episode, including a human transforming himself into a pickle and back using a secret serum, is scientifically plausible.

And did you notice how Pickle Rick hit the same bar on the xylophone yet it produced two clearly different tones? Are to believe that this is some sort of, heh heh, “magic” xylophone or something?

Watch the show, ignore the fan base. Actively avoid the fan base. Fan bases ruin everything.

In my expert opinion, you should not watch it or read articles pertaining to it.

“Call me an old man but”

I wish for a turkey sandwich... AND I don’t want any ZOMBIE turkeys, and I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it, paw?