Who? You mean Green Mario?

You’re just embarrassed this whole time you didn’t realize Zelda was the boy. It’s ok to be wrong and not know things, don’t worry about it!

That’s exactly what Zelda’s brother Luigi would say!

He’s Halo’s husband, everyone knows that.

Yes, he is.

Also, the main character in Metroid is named Metroid, right?

As the debate continued to heat up— and Dumas’ light-hearted trolling continued to draw the ire of humorless drips everywhere

The truth can be unpleasant.

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.

Non-parody does not mean non-humourous.

Counterpoint: The show is pretty good.

COUNTERPOINT: Every single aspect of that episode, including a human transforming himself into a pickle and back using a secret serum, is scientifically plausible.

And did you notice how Pickle Rick hit the same bar on the xylophone yet it produced two clearly different tones? Are to believe that this is some sort of, heh heh, “magic” xylophone or something?

Watch the show, ignore the fan base. Actively avoid the fan base. Fan bases ruin everything.

In my expert opinion, you should not watch it or read articles pertaining to it.

“Call me an old man but”

I wish for a turkey sandwich... AND I don’t want any ZOMBIE turkeys, and I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it, paw?

Sorry guys. The whole “The Simpsons is running forever” thing is my fault. I got one of those monkey’s paws in 1994.

This is what happens when The Simpsons is your childhood, your teenage years, and now your young adulthood favourite show.

Without looking any of them up...

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