This is the actual script from a new Twin Peaks episode, right?

So the finale will be Arya on the throne, peeling off her face to reveal… Bill Murray?

He's settled on Pirate long enough that I've come to call him Cap'n Pete.

I can't help but suspect that his letter really looked more like this…

Josie has a history reaching back to her childhood, per the Dossier. They made a point of establishing that Dougie just kind of… appears one day with no past.

I'm leaning towards the idea that the two kids (who were ambiguously brown) gave birth either literally or metaphorically to "Mr. Robertson," the man who passed on the demon to Leland. This man will never appear in the series proper but he would look like Frank Silva, who Killer BOB uses as his avatar.

My Romani friend repeatedly says "the Roma are the Roma. Gypsies are those Serbs who sell furniture off a truck by the drive-in. Don't get us confused."

The worst performance I've ever seen in my life was some soap star whose name I've forgotten as Mama Rose, opposite her soap husband as Herbie. Him, I liked. Her, not so much.

Now I'm thinking how good Watts would have been as the historical Rose Hovick, vaudeville pimp, kidnapper, gaslighter, con artist, bisexual axe murderer and legendary stage mother.

If this was schmuck bait, what about the infamous scene where Browne raised her sword to kill Stannis… and it cut away?

"Kinja. Believe in a Smiling God."

I always found that interesting- Brick has socialization classes and an IEP, but the Hecks aren't particularly concerned with diagnosing him or pinpointing what his condition or disorder is. It's just "oh, Brick's got his thing, he's a little weird," but they deal with symptoms as they arise instead of crafting a life…

It sounds like even minor figures like Brock's autistic girlfriend on The Middle are better than this show's lead.

If I can be a voice and speech nerd for a second, if you watched the original trilogy you'd probably never know Darth Vader was a black voice. This is in part because James Earl Jones created a voice for the character, distinct from his own speaking voice. It's more clipped, more mid-Atlantic and less openly resonant.…

When David Warner is too subtle, and Patrick Stewart's delivery is too florid and fruity (which led to his removal fro The Nightmare Before Christmas), Serafinowicz is your man.

There have been rumors for a while that Springsteen has written either a play or a musical (jukebox or otherwise). Given that the vast majority of theatrical events are financial flops, the rumors are that Springsteen, rather than put his own money into the project, has cut a deal with the producing syndicate to do a…

Hot damn! Ze seexth dimension!

Well, to be fair, how do most westerners feel about the Americanized Krishna Consciousness movement?

Don't you mean "HOW'S DONNA?"

It's a send up and a homage at once to both fifties balladeers and the heart on sleeve strained minimalism of alt-folkies of the Tim and Jeff Buckley sort.