He's got a sense of humor about it; see also his mockumentary about himself, "Adam West: Naked," in which he portrays a fictional version of himself as a doddering weirdo who wanders his house, half-lost in memory, where Batman has become more real than life.

"Doesn't look like anything to me."
-Robot Ace the Bat Hound

There is only one dude with double dicks, and he goes by the name Double Dick Dude.

The persona is of a good, wholesome person.

IT'S NOT HIS FAULT THAT HE CAN'T BEHAVE
SOCIETY MADE HIM GO ASTRAY
PERHAPS IF WE'RE NICE HE'LL GO AWAY
PERHAPS HE'LL GO AWAY
HE'LL GO A WAAAAYYYYY

Because all the HORMEL BLACK LABEL BACON already went to DAWES.

I suppose "gank" can mean "grab plus yank" as much as it can mean "make someone/something a'splode."
My idea of what gank theory is would be that the guy at the party with a bazooka gets all the presents.

Oh, Norma, I already did my bit about you. Fuck off.

I know it's Dead Milkmen, but I hear Jello Biafra all over this.

I want to write a Supremes style "issues song" like "Love Child" or "Half Breed" and call it "Rape Baby."

TRUE SHOWBIZ TALES #29: One of the few jokes I've ever had removed from something I wrote as "too dark" is when I had a Dunham-esque character smugly espouse that she gets "frequent flier miles" from Planned Parenthood. It was one of those jokes that takes a minute to land, and then you start hearing uncomfortable…

You heard it here first, folks: Norma J. Purdom killed and ate her own family.

And lesbian sex!

You heard it here first, folks: Christa E. Hartsock killed and ate her own family.

When I played in the pit for American Idiot, I covered the viola solos on the melodica. Worked surprisingly well. The tones are a little different, but they both have a rather melancholy timbre.

Meanwhile, many gay men of a certain age are still practicing Judyism.

You heard it here first, folks: Kim C. Taft killed and ate her own family.

They're like monks more than priests- their duty isn't to preach or proselytize but to do the will of the Force.

Sounds more than a little like "Vanilla Sky," but bleaker. I love how PKD has left his fingerprint all over so much speculative fiction these days.

I wanna let you know while there's time to kill, son,
I'm the shitty famous version of Mara Wilson