Those two guys on the commercials are funny, though.

Two Furries came to my door yesterday for Halloween. I was confused- they were wearing Fursuit heads, tails and feet, but with T-shirts scrawled with vaguely ominous messages. I asked, "what's your costume? Are you from something I don't know?," expecting that their messages would be explained. Nope. Just their…

Two Furries came to my door yesterday for Halloween. I was confused- they were wearing Fursuit heads, tails and feet, but with T-shirts scrawled with vaguely ominous messages. I asked, "what's your costume? Are you from something I don't know?," expecting that their messages would be explained. Nope. Just their…

Oh FINALLY- I can reprise my ill-fated podcast role as "all the Sonic characters, plus internet meme Tourette's Guy and others!"

Oh FINALLY- I can reprise my ill-fated podcast role as "all the Sonic characters, plus internet meme Tourette's Guy and others!"

Maisie Williams.

Give me a live-action Atlantis: the Lost Empire trilogy and I'll buy tickets. Not many, not more than once necessarily, but I'll take a plus-one.

I worked on creating a somewhat panto-style version of "Snow White" for the stage back in 2012. There was a distinct "throw it in, throw it in" vibe to the humor- there were a random vampire and a random ninja who didn't get cut from the show until tech week (they wound up being replaced by cameos from legendary…

I believe STRONGLY that a reimagined "Song of the South" as a prestige picture would be pure Oscar bait, and quite possibly a masterpiece. Make Remus the main character, and dig into the complicated "family" relationship he has with the former masters of the plantation where he works. He loves the kids like they're…

The first scene (Arthur in the tree) is an adaptation of T. H. White. The rest is an uneasy amalgamation of Tennyson, their own "Brigadoon," and Kennedy optimism.

Kathy Bates! Kathy Bates! C'mon!

I had a long discussion with a group of men and women of all discernible sexualities over the weekend: which Disney girl would be the best in bed? The agreed responses: Elsa, because attitude; Belle, because curiosity; Ariel, because enthusiasm and willingness to do ANYTHING for affection.

*takes notes for upcoming play "The Ricky Coogan Show*
*hides notebook when Ricky Coogan looks*

Sometimes I like to mash up things in my head that would blend well. MR James, for example, is the precise kind of British supernatural/psychological literature of the uncanny that would not be particularly disrupted if the TARDIS showed up to investigate at about the halfway point. (Are you listening, BBC? Give us…

I wouldn't say fun exactly- this guy was less Ray Wise Satan, more Ray Wise Leland Palmer.

It is if you assume Creamed is some kind of nonsensical word-salad anime character name.

Donald, you can't sue "all women" for "bitchery."
No, Donald, "bitchcraft" is not a crime either. Or a word.

Wasn't there a bizarre scene in late-period GLEE where Chris Colfer is juggling sais just because he happens to know how to juggle sais in real life, and doesn't get much chance to show it off?

It's real. Evidently Sir Ian only did voice-over for the London production, but in LA Shields played the actress mother, and Groener ('member Buffy? 'member Sunnydale?) played the director who meets with a dire fate, as well as multiple other roles.

I am The Rock
I bought an island