I suspect this whole thing started as viral marketing for the upcoming IT remake, but has spiraled out of control and turned into a potentially dangerous real-world meme.

When I was a kid, sheer dumb luck led to about five of my nerdy male friends and I randomly getting a private meet-and-greet VIP pass for *NSYNC's "No Strings Attached" tour, despite none of us being fans of *NSYNC. Luckily, those five singers have a reputation of being pretty nice guys, and I think they sensed we…

You can't vote that man for president! Haven't you seen the story? He's a (former Mafioso/penguin-man hybrid/gay Balkan Jew/ugly person)!

I first discovered Addison Timlin on "Californication," which blended sexploitation with prestige TV so seamlessly I didn't realize until years later that all the "random nude scene girls" were brilliant actors. There was really no weak link in that cast.

I hope Diggs stays on Black-ish. He's proved to be a great ensemble member, because he combines the down-to-earth delivery of the older kids with the cartoonishness of the adults. (He is also the black TJ Miller, and I'd love to see those two team up for something.)

Trump is the real Sir Bearington.

All the Pittsburghers are coming out to play today, it seems.

Yes! Pittsburgh radio comedy should have been a bigger deal nationwide.

One of the best movie soundtracks out there, like a 2000s tween's guide to 90s alt-pop-rock. Less than Jake, LEN, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Fatboy Slim, Barenaked Ladies. It even contains "All Star," because hey- 'member when Smash Mouth was a quirky ska/bossa-nova band, and not "those guys who just did "All Star?"

Man, those first two dubbed series of Digimon Adventures are a treasured part of my childhood just for as batshit SILLY as they could be alongside random serious themes. It was deliberate campy mood whiplash and I loved it.

Nah, that sucker's gotta be enormous. Trump is like the guy playing D&D who puts all his points into "giant dong," letting strength and wisdom and charisma all go by the wayside.

Say, fellas- let's sing the Penis Song!

Nor Jon Hamm's huge ham.

Springsteen loves to bypass the "car as sex metaphor" and go straight to "beautiful woman having sex with a car." It's on his outtake "Don't Look Back" as well (which was more famously included on the debut album by The Knack).

His legendarily garbled count-offs will never be better than "Born to Run:"

A marriage is a legal document- a wedding is a ceremony in honor of said legal document.

This is about the part of the story where Neil Patrick Harris drops from above, makes a three-point landing, and does a "child star intervention."

Not siding one way or another on the gun control debate because I have mixed feelings, but nobody would respond that way today sounds right, although "people SHOULD respond that way" is one of the key points of pro-gun theory.

Yeah. Don't Trust the B is significantly better than Bitch in this case.

George Pataki was emotionally abusive to his alcoholic wife, drove his kids to therapy and probably sexually abused that poor, messed-up Helga…