Coach Mellor of the Goldbergs or GTFO.

Just don't forget to check your listicles regularly for any abnormalities.

It's the same tone-deafness that led to conservative commentators on the radio using "Run Like Hell" by Pink Floyd as their bumper music.

I remember one picture from this book gave me bizarre nightmares as a kid: the final illustration of the book is a close-up on the Stupid Giant's face as he has just devoured the Hen. For whatever reason it severely unnerved me.

Steven Seagal, actually.

I suspect he's Sansa Stark's nude-scene body double.

That's one of the best examples of new Pythonesque weirdness in Spamalot: everything takes place in the UK, Middle Ages… except Camelot itself, which is Las Vegas for no real reason, complete with strippers and slot machines.

In college, for my Screenwriting class, I wrote a modern update of Don Quixote called "The Last Buckaroo," about a senior citizen who, after watching too many westerns, believes himself to be a classic movie cowboy and rides into a crime-ridden town in Mexico to clean up the town and "rustle up some varmints," all…

The twist is that Max is revealed to have been the Clown that Cried, right?

True Showbiz Tales #18: When I was playing Keyboard 2 in "Legally Blonde" (anyone who follows these posts will remember that as the time I wound up bleeding all over the keyboard mid-show), only one member of the cast had a Chihuahua tame and controllable enough to play the cameo role of Bruiser the Sorority…

Ewan McGregor appears to have turned into Gouster-era David Bowie in that photo.

The Dark Tower contains It-level (and maybe It-species) cosmic entities, and implies, if I remember correctly, that Pennywise may have been one of many spider-children of the Crimson King.

Adam Driver before he was famous?

I want a squirrel with a short skirt
And a loooooong
Tail

Existing Marvel properties that could use a socially conscious reboot… Power Pack? Tomb of Dracula? Millie the Model? Marvel Swimsuit Special?

Featuring Julie Kavner as the voice of Godzilla!

No, nature is a whore with a vacuum.

"It's not his fault that he can't behave
Society made him go astray
Perhaps if we're nice, he'll go away"

I have a recording of that production. Short is the definitive musical Bloom, and Alexander is pretty good, and pretty funny- he definitely sings better than Nathan Lane- but his frustrated, cantankerous energy is no match for Nathan Lane's verge-of-madness-himself performance. Ironically, Alexander was too Zero…

Broderick's role had been written for Martin Short, who declined to move to NYC and instead asked for first dibs on the Los Angeles production. I wish they had eventually gotten Nathan Lane and Martin Short doing the show together, because they would have been unstoppable.