Isn't this just "Mega Man 2?"

That Clefairy is named LoveIsLove, an Orlando solidarity slogan coined by Lin-Manuel Miranda at the Tony Awards. We have reached the singularity, haven't we?

I prefer "The History of Everything Oral."

Acclaimed serious actors trying to be popular clowns, as opposed to the reverse?

I don't think Murray transformed into a nice guy… he transformed into a transgressive, socially maladjusted hermit, and society transformed in such a way as to deify that kind of behavior.

My best friend just marathoned the American "The Office" and followed it with a chaser of the British version. In our discussion afterwards, the place of socialism in the two respective societies seemed to form one of the linchpins of discussion.
In the UK, socialism and socialized democracy has pervaded the…

That racist slur has always seemed somewhat counterintuitive to me; granted, black people are brownish in color and come from Africa originally, but the genetic "simian/Neanderthal-esque face" is a white or white-ish thing. You never see a person of color with monkey-face, but Benicio Del Toro or Jeremy Jordan could…

No, he's saying "get ready for White Thomas Jefferson to be an awkward embarrassment and not a historical fact."

The first aftershock actually just occurred: acclaimed straight-play/musical hybrid "1776" (yes, the one with Mr. Feeney) just had a brief revival on Broadway with a younger, multiracial cast, as opposed to the historically-accurate all white, all old-ish casting traditionally given to the show.

Once every ten years the general public cares about a musical. This is good for the industry, and good for America's most iconic art form (the only one no other country can claim to do as well as us), but bad for me, as it means I've got at least four more years until anything I write can create even a smidgen of as…

They can call it "Latina is the New Black."

Disney did a fantastic one-night-only show called "The Ultimate Fan Film" in which Star Wars and Indiana Jones fanboys created a live mashup show. Jar Jar died, Boba Fett got obliterated, Leia stripped down to her gold bikini, and Darth Maul suffered the infamous "brought a knife to a gunfight" death from "Raiders."…

Things like being careful with your coriander? THAT'S what makes your gravy grander!

Well, until I saw the sheet music, I thought the lyric was "we're riding out tonight to GREASE the promised land," which I thought was just another of his sex=cars metaphors, albeit a somewhat blunt one.
Nothing in Springsteen mumbledom will ever top how he counts "one-two-three-four" as "Hup-top-foop-fup" at the…

The good people at OGLAF let you purchase Chick tracts for the Oglaf universe's nihilistic chaos god.

When I think of who could play X-23, my initial though is always "Stephanie Beatriz, ten years ago."

To paraphrase the Phil Hartman Roast, "Jared Leto is the Heath Ledger of his generation. Hopefully."

Thrones ——-> Game

"Bitch, you think I'm gonna depend on the kindness of strangers? All you can depend on is some whoop-ass!"
(Audiences cheer.)

Technically, Eddie is a stitched-together corpse, and Rocky is a humanoid clone with part of a corpse's brain implanted… although the point is moot because Frank did have sex with the corpse AND the clone.