Methinks the boy is sporting a half-chub and trying to pass it off as his "package".

ughhh the world is terrible enough that i could believe the beibs is packin

famis

It's happening to everyone but premature aging is only a "problem" for women.

it has become a problem for a generation of younger women

What I want to know is- WHERE ARE ALL THE PENISES??! Hollywood sex is often a woman stripping naked while standing in front of the man, and the man managing to keep his pants on through the whole thing. That could not be further from most people's reality.

She is so dumb. She is really dumb.

What a hack. Ridiculous. Thanks for informing me, Clover. Going to growl a bit, as is my wont. She gets paid to be that airheaded.

Forgive me, I am an Old — who is that pictured between Kerry Washington and Salma Hayek/Kevin Hart? She looks kind of like a sassy Katie Holmes....

Did anyone else unwillingly envision Peter Pan getting his/her ass motorboated in this scene? That is ALL I COULD THINK OF.

I agree it could have been worse. I can also see that she panicked. It's just that doing the right thing would have been SO EASY. She had to catch the last train home - fine. Clearly the dog would be allowed on the train (since she was both planning to buy a dog and planning to take the train). She should have taken…

Right, like, I get that asthma can be a serious condition, but I don't get what relevance it could possibly have to the story? It's not being reported that she was looking for a low-shedding dog (or any other quality that gets some dogs called "hypoallergenic) and got left with another type of dog, just that she was…

Chalk that up to another reason Western Pennsylvania is a terrible place with terrible people.

This woman and the online seller are fucking lucky I live in the United States and can't reach them, because the rage I feel would bring out my She-Hulk and I would end them both in a HulkSmash for the ages.

Rayner said she panicked as she had to get to the last train to Aberdeen with her daughter, who suffers from asthma.

THIS is why I go around saying, " I hate people." Now, I don't hate people and I truly believe that most people are mostly good, but DAMN do the assholes dishearten me.

I dislike this woman with every fiber of my being. She doesn't deserve that sweet puppy, and I hope he finds an amazing owner soon because he deserves all the love.

"Rayner said she panicked as she had to get to the last train to Aberdeen with her daughter, who suffers from asthma."

I have to go to work tomorrow. #RupertsFault

I slipped on some ice on the sidewalk today. Thanks a lot, Rupert.