Re: Charlie Sheen. FFS. He's a violent asshole who has been arrested for beating up his girlfriends and wives, many many times. He fucking shot Kelly Preston when they were together. I get so irate when I see his ugly fucking face, especially when he's lecturing a woman about her ass.

I was about to say, well if that's what she'd like to do, ok, but I really, really enjoyed my dinner, and I did not appreciate losing it.

What a fan fiction that would be.

I . . . I didn't even realize that women going to college was something you could be mad about anymore.

The irony of Phyllis Schlafly is that her life is actually a great feminist example. She's had a rich and varied career, doing basically what she wanted when she wanted, while still raising a family and building a media empire. It's enough to make you wonder if she's really trolling the right wing...like, when she…

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Yeah, of all the rules and regulations that've ever been laid down, HIPAA must be some of the clearest. That whole law basically boils down to WHEN IN DOUBT SHUT YOUR MOUTH

But is her middle name is Artisanal ???

SOMEBODY'S ABOUT TO GET FIRED, Y'ALL!

I really hope that rumor is true, because Katy Perry and John Meyer are perfect together. They're like the U.S.'s Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger.

I say Levine. At least, John is friends with Dave Chappelle.

Truly the greatest comment/gif combo of all time. Cheers, sir!

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Counter was, admittedly, freaked out by the fact that she was now one of the objects of affection for the sad posters she routinely mocked with friends on her Saturday nights. But what the hell, she thought?

Exactly. And I wouldn't throw Meryl Streep's name around too much in arguments like his because Streep is the first one who will tell you that she is the exception to the rule. She's talked about this a billion times.

Exactly. I think he thinks that because there's this wonderful bounty of meaty roles for men his age that there are those same exact options available for women.

I believe it was Tina Fey who said: "Helen Mirren is not proof that there are parts for older women, Helen Mirren is proof that there are parts for Helen Mirren."