Worst Place to Urinate Outside:

What about peeing on a lady? That’s how babies are made.

It’s the middle of March, and this kid is going to Spring Training with his dad everyday? Aren’t kids this young supposed to be in some sort of school setting?

I think ESPN’s audience would be open to watching more esports things if they hosted Counter Strike or other shooters as opposed to MOBA games. I can barely understand whats happening when I watch a DOTA 2 tourney and I can’t imagine what someone who doesn’t play video games thinks of it all.

First he praised Missouri’s football teams, but I did not speak, for I had no idea they still had football teams in Missouri.

Thought that was a Klan photo at first. Yikes.

Not every hero wears a cape.

“McGregor: “I should create my own belt because I am, in myself, my own belt. It doesn’t matter weight. It doesn’t matter if it’s a featherweight, the lightweight, the welterweight, it’s the McGregor belt, so that’s it. I’m fighting for my own belt.”

Kids nowadays, I think second base is posting a POV shot of you having anal sex to snapchat.

Oh man. I bet he has the biggest penis.

Matt Bush!

he never got any higher than AA ball

“he beat up some high school lacrosse players”