This is such a Cam Newton post Super Bowl answer. So much salt.

The Polish must have brought bribes to Ellis Island because everyone else had their alphabet soup names Americanized

Fox might have an agenda? Nooooo

No doubt one of the beneficiaries of the OP drop farming pre patch

Wow WTF IG. First you ruin audio by never having a way to turn it on the moment a video plays, I LOVE missing the first 15% of a posts audio and having to sit through a spoiler before the video loops back around for a complete contextual version, and now you’re deciding how I should consume content? I get its FB’s…

What is an acceptable “margin of fairer” for the future where either gender making more isn’t made into an issue, re: above campaigns where women make more on average? Seems like there should be an answer ready for when the MRA arguments start. My question is for the future when wage gap isn’t a systemic issue so I…

Using a phone at a public urinal is a great distraction for the bladder shy. If there aren’t any of those stupid ads on the wall to read you need something to avoid the ol’ silent stand and fake shake and zip up. It isnt unsanitary unless you switch hands for some reason ir set it on top of the urinal which is gross…

Ah yes the fabled “Ass Pussy” of puberty. Later known as the anus.

Why does everyone think Overwatch will be at all an eSport leader? It’s TF2 level of zipping around along with visual spam make it unwatchable as an observer in real time. People think MOBAs are already too hard to discern things in, OW is that x10. Health +’s all over the screen, flashing effects, under 1 second…

They tried to make Madden a thing, on the channel where most viewers know the damn game, and still couldn’t make it stick.

Simmons is likely a very bipolar person. Hyper and social and center of attention when “on stage” and quiet and reserved, needy and short tempered when off of it. With age it may be likely that he doesn’t get the same lasting ups anymore, and is just truly stuck in the downs and wants to be a homebody and antisocial.…

Olivera sounds like the type to really think himself into a dark paranoid corner when he gets dumped. The start of his tale seems normal, but then he continues to double down in panic and intensity as he tries to persuade. Smells real fishy.

The team can give you your second half jersey at the end of the game and they keep the one you wore in the first half to market as a souvenir. I love how this idiot in the story thinks there can be only one. I wouldnt want to go in, cool down and have to go back out in a damp cold jersey... you want a dry one,…

You can change a jersey at halftime. There can be two game worn jerseys in football, 3 in hockey...

Ayy Lmao

Don’t buy an animal hide wallet and you’ll be worry free

Could be both, it was the old days after all.

“START THE GAME ALREADY!”

Our leadership changes too often for such a totalitarian program to be sustainaned. This is a conspiracy that would be 100x more possible if we had like a ruling family for multiple generations. Like North Korea. But influence within parties changes by decade and it would be too difficult to keep such a policy both…

Money makes it a lot easier to not give a fuck. Trump has the same attitude as Kim, big deal. It shouldn’t somehow shield them from the right criticism any more than kissing a baby. The above sentiment is common sense, but because the game is played for money, we can be almost thankful when a celeb takes time from the…