Fuck off with your idiotic bait comment. Discuss.

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Equally mindblowing: all human beings regardless of political leanings are hypocrites.

You sir are my hero.

I guess the non-sci-fi gender flip is Big. Innocent piece of 1980s nostalgia, or female sexual predator training film?

And not just one! Our hero needs a whole harem of mental midget women with big breasts fighting each other over who gets to cook for him!

He found one franchise that appeals to 13- to 25-year olds and no one else. But damn if that franchise doesn't make bank at the box office!

NERD RAGE!!! What do you mean they're no longer humans turned into monsters?!?! I wanted to hear the existential thoughts of people dealing with becoming giant Godzillas!

Verne Troyer, but unlike Dinklage he's never really had a role that treated him with respect. Hell, he spends a good chunk of Postal stuck in a suitcase holding a glow-in-the-dark dildo.

John Milius said a lot of his liberal friends in the film industry asked to borrow some guns during the LA riots.

Pffft. Who cares about the opinions of people who get paid to share them. I only want unfiltered cringe that's offered for free!

That was ad-libbed by Verne Troyer, and Mike Myers rolled with it like a champ. :P

Bush can't hold a candle to Grant and Coolidge in terms of corruption going on in their administration.

Jor-El should have found room to warn poor Supes about the negative effect of "Picking Up the Pieces" on drunken truckers…

Secretary Smart Cookie can attest to this…

Kryptonite turns Parademons gay!

Will Superman have to fly through an endless series of flying rings set up by the KKK?

Maybe "predominantly straight" is a little more friendly to the ears?

Louis CK actually said that Leary swiped the whole "I'm an Asshole" comedy bit from him. Louis just used it in a few of his sets and never really made it a permanent part of his act, but Leary happened to be on the bill with Louis one night and saw his bit and then went up on the stage and kind of continued with it.

He and Clea Duvall were both pretty badass in Ghosts of Mars.