*Charlie Brown sad music plays*

HARRY PLINKETT REFERENCE!

The 4th film should've been EASILY the best movie. But the acting from Grint and Watson was off, and waaay off from whoever played Barty Crouch, and WAAAAAAAY off was Harris as dumbledore (which is strange, because he was awesome in Poa). It was also full of corny moments (Im not an owl? I-love-magic? YOUR WAND HARRY,…

Ironically, it was exactly like sand.

Ahh! My childhood! It's asshole is so sore!!! First George Lucas fisted and pounded it, now Michael Bay is running a full on train on it! AHH! IT HURTS!!

Christ…glad my younger sister liked Avatar during it's intial run. She was the reason I got into it actually.

DON'T YOU EVA TOUCH A BLACK MAN'S BUDDY COP MOVIE

House of the Dead is hilarious, zombies jumping on trampolines, actually game footage in the movie, game over kill cams that do a 360 swivel whenever a character dies, the epic "rave of the century" looking like a backyard get together with a few shirts missing, and the greatest of them all…

At first I thought they went to a regular muggle school until they were 12 so they could learn the basics of math, english, history, etc. before they were sent off to hogwarts, but apparently that wasn't the case. How did these kids know how to even speak and write properly before going to Hogwarts?

@avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus Go order yourself some pizza Spicoli.

Reading that back, why'd they even have a Slytherin at all?

‎"There's not a witch or wizard who went bad who wasn't in Slytherin."

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T-DOG.

Aliens? Is that just some fancy word for pointless explosions?

I haven't viewed the movies, and after hearing that, I never will.

Looks like this was

NO.

Andrea makes up for it by A) being badass with a gun and B) Not crashing a fucking car when there are no other cars in a 10 mile radius.

@avclub-1922cc1dc1286b56a2d99b7f1aa0630c:disqus You call him "Docta" Jones, doll.