True story (also a terrible story), i was thinking of a song i couldn't, ya know, think of awhile ago and it was bugging the balls out of me. I said to a friend "Hey, do you know that one song?" and he said instantly, i shit you not "Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega?" I asked my friend how he knew without me mentioning…

And then he would've told those dogs to "say hi to your mother for me".

Am i the only who he thinks its hilarious he played Max Payne?

Looks like ill just use gorilla vid…videobb…novamov. Or not. Mama, im scuured.

MOAR WHITNEY!

Wahlberg couldve stopped the Pearl Harbor attacks by simply looking in Japans general direction.

I think you guys are missing what i was saying; its fun to watch the show, as well as the show itself being fun. Wheras Leno is like "mehmehmehpenelopecruzahahhaAM I RIGHT KEVIN? ok roll clip, tell joke."

Late Night with Conan was my favorite late night show ever, so i was really pissed off when this guy was first announced, i thought it would be terrible. But man he really proved me wrong. His show has a key feature most late night shows are missing; FUN. I never feel like Leno or Letterman are having any fun. Tbs…

im willing to sniff coke and lose my mind for a tv show, tour, and millions of dollars. i need a catchphrase though. ive got…penguins sperm? and instead of winning, successful?

Funny thing is, the um "hipsters" say shes got a classical sounding voice, yet everytime i hear her perform live, it's the worst thing ive ever seen. Besides her lips anyway.

Thats it, im saying it: Best trilogy in movie history.

thank you time allen for destroying the devils comedy. now let us never speak of it again. like entourage. haha…entourage.

Except for the hot ones.

Both wrong, the Albanian Top Gear is the real Top Gear.

ROB SCHIENDER IS: THE STAPLER

And yet, not one woman was on stage accepting the award.

ewan owned this movie performance wise.

Magic potion above anything = lulz

BUT WILL THIS HOLD UP PRODUCTION ON THE STAPLER?!

Phew, i was scared the world had run out of James Franco news.