good thing drugs keep him famous! because hes a terrible rapper. doggystyle was how long ago?

more like the caulking dead. my bathtub needs some work

what happened to kelly clarkson? i used to wanna bang her.

cant wait to see those 3D TABLES!

i like this trend of naming crappy movies/shows after beatles music. cant wait to see the iraq neo/noir thriller "everybodys got something to hide except me and my monkey"

tomato/tomboner.

Jersey shore=Entourage

help guys, my black friend said i cant watch the wire because "i aint kno nuttin bout it" and i really want to finish the series!

better get the youtube guys down here to record this!

woo! thank god. now they can cast topher grace in the live action ghost in the shell movie!

HI IM RICK ROSS AND I REALLY WANT YOU TO FORGET THAT I USED TO BE A COP, SO IM JUST GONNA BRAG EVEN MORE ABOUT MY MONEY AND CARS AND NOT ADDRESS THE FACT THAT I WAS A FUCKING COP.

no! shes one of my people? i always thought she was a potato.

oh…sweet fuck! but can i say cunt bagel?

6 seasons and a massive ratings drop!

haha i used a few periods…fuck face

its not fun or funny. you are an asshole.

looks like this jersey shore is

i hate when bands play dress up when their oh so amazing concept albums certain albums. i think green day started that stupid trend lately then my chemical romance wore some disgustingly emo marching band gear while they lived off their only successful album for about 3 years, then coldplay hilariously tried to do it…

but speed racer was terrible!

TREAT YO'SELF