darksideofmynutsack
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darksideofmynutsack

Was looking in my father’s BMW once and found this weird stick-thingy on the side of the steering column. Made a clicking sound when you pushed it up or down. No idea if it had any use.

The Model Y is hideous and not friendly to reintegrating someone to driving with it’s interior layout.

I’ll say it, just to get it out of the way.

You are a pussy magnet !!

Weirdest thing that I’ve ever found in a car?

That’s not a restoration project. That’s a parts car.

I know we’ve been suffering this “demand pull” inflation—something that hasn’t existed in America since right after WWII that’s been jacking up all car prices—but $29K for a 4 year-old GTI strikes me as ridiculous.

It is a 2018, which would have hit showrooms in late summer 2017. That was 5 years ago. 

This is a nearly 5 year old car selling for what they cost new at the time. Heck, I almost bought a new GTI SE for $24k back in 2016.

With a name like BikeBandit, gotta give them credit for truth in advertising.

Bike Bandit

I think I know the solution... instead of overhead bins, we just have to change the method of overhead storage:

What if all I brought is a backpack? People seem to think that just because I didn’t bring a rollerbag, I’ve forfeited my use of overhead space. Fuck that. 

That line exists at my local airport, but is nearly universally ignored.

You have obviously never flown to Alaska where half the bin space in the winter is taken up with arctic parkas. What are you supposed to do with a jacket? Put it on the floor? I pay the money for a checked bag and it is not unreasonable to put my briefcase in the overhead. The rule should be that nothing with wheels

Since when is being tall controllable by diet/exercise?

oh, maybe we can get some much needed economy hammocks hanging over our heads.

Instead of paying to check a bag, we should now have to pay to stow a bag in the overhead bin.

Just call him clownshoe

Hey, is this why Michael Jackson’s kid was called “Blanket?”