If you want the car to pirouette into a cement median, roll, and kill them all, perhaps. 

I mean, this is literally why cross-jurisdiction pursuit policies and state police exist. If the jurisdiction is that small, they should have been transferring you to the state police.

Fuck that. You did the RIGHT thing. They might be in legal trouble, but they - along with whatever hapless family they will have inevitably run into - are alive and safe.

Honestly, I think this is the first application where the enormous grille actually works.

Ditto. If I’m scraping my antenna, my butt is clenched.

Satellite radio aside, none of those things suck ass any more than FM does, unless you just want the guided content, ads, and DJ experience, which, while it sounds like I’m being facetious, I completely understand.

Kate, I feel like you’re sexually frustrated, and you’re taking it out on your Sims.

Precisely my point. They’re probably dumping WAY too much money into warranty work.

The car is worth a third of its MSRP. ‘Devalue’ is something that has already beaten this car beyond recognition.

Yeah, but they’re rock solid at 80.

Honestly, the new Wrangler is better at speed than it is going slow.

Allow the officer over there *points* to introduce you to how jinxing yourself works.

Well, they didn’t do that, so.... 

Smaller than the S3, completely different interiors, honestly (to me), better seats than the S3, etc. I honestly preferred driving my wife’s Mk7.5 Golf R in a lot of ways (i.e., NOT speed or sound) than the RS3 I had.

Smart move - that is going to be a collectors’ item in a handful of years.

You contradict yourself a lot in your arguments. You’re talking about how they sell cars with more features, and 10 year/100k warranties, and that both of those things keep costs down, somehow. Incorrect. Both of those things drive costs UP. Absorbing the repairs of a 10/100k warranty, along with giving more for your…

No, they did it to instill trust. Guess what? It worked, and now they’re huge, AND relatively reliable - and they, like Hyundai, still maintain that 10 year, 100,000 mile warranty.

Much like the STI, when it came out, it was absolutely fantastic, especially in terms of value. WELL under $100k for something that could beat up on pretty much every supercar at the time.

Actually, that’s precisely what that says. “We have trust in our product, and we understand that you may not - so here, we’re going to make sure you don’t have to pay for any non-maintenance items for 6 years instead of most companies’ 3 or 5 years.”

Holy shit. I watched that entire video. It was the most boring, yet fascinating, thing I’ve watched so far this year.