The high elves were high elves, and night elves were night elves. The high elves (many eventually becoming blood elves) drew their power from the Sunwell, and the night elves draw their power from the Moonwell.

The Horde weren’t ever ‘misunderstood’, though. The orcs came to Azeroth plagued by bloodlust because of the Legion and Gul’dan. Thrall was one of the first leaders to try and right what he knew the orcs had done wrong. That’s why it’s been such a great story for so long - eventually, neither side was good, NOR evil,…

One of her race’s ‘click on me’ lines is literally ‘DEATH... to the living’. Who the hell decided that she would make a good Warchief? A dying troll? How many times can we have a shitty, turned-evil Warchief? They could have totally gone with the Alliance turning evil, with a king who can’t keep his mind off of…

That’s the RSQ3 he has. Because Q.

Exactly. Now that he’s married, his wife wants to be treated like a princess. She’s an actress - the RS6 is probably the lowest-end car she’s been in for years now. I’m sure it’s being replaced with a Bentley Betayga, or some equally oppressive monstrosity, so that they can be chauffeured around in the lap of luxury.

Good show, old chap.

That’s the thing - the car wasn’t a disappointment at all. Everyone was convinced that they were a disappointment based on the numbers on paper, so they barely sold any of them. They’re plenty quick enough, handle great, FEEL great, and look great. Not to say they nailed the mark 100% - of course we all know that…

Well, sub-2700lbs isn’t exactly a porker in this day and age, but it sure is for the size of the car. Hell - a Del Sol could get as hefty as 2500lbs, and it didn’t have any of the technological wizardry, nor did it have nearly the safety factor of the CR-Z, which is actually top of the charts. A far fucking cry from…

I didn’t forget the Fiesta ST, as we were talking about Hondas. It’s a great car, of course.

People’s idea of a ‘small car’ is getting increasingly skewed, as all of these once-small models grow larger and larger. I really gained perspective on this when I realized that my 2018 STI was as large as my wife’s Mercedes C450.

For the record, I can barely get 3 months out of a battery in my C450 - on either key. These things absolutely burn through batteries.

Yeah. I mean, I’d do a NeoGeo in aluminum for this kind of money, but $340 to play Yars Revenge? I assume the draw is purely in the art here, because that’s the only reason I’d buy one for that kind of money.

Seinfeld reference for the win.

I mean, that’s absolutely amazing, but... Who has sage green carpet?

They already played this game. The result was the E63 6-series. I’m sorry, but that thing was hideous, especially in non-M form.

Helsinki Syndrome

I have a HUD in my Mercedes. I don’t care for it much. Even if I did, the second I put on my polarized sunglasses, it’s gone, so... Certainly not an option I would ever purposely pay for.

Uh... who got ‘triggered’? He literally just asked a question.

That ‘different directions on either side of the car’ is also known as ‘hope for production’. There aren’t many cars out there with directional wheels that are different for each side these days. Not to say they aren’t out there - but they’re few and far between.

Is it Spyro? She looks so much like one of the Aspects in WoW, I just assumed it was an off-color Alexstrasza or something. Good call on the Spyro, though!