“Adam Gase had a chance to set the tone for the Jets’ season.”

I mean every Blizzard game was down not just Classic.

Eh. Someone already did this one in the last AB article. 3/10

I am an attorney. A bad one, but that is besides the point. I believe there a clause that any guarantees can be voided for “conduct detrimental to the team.” I would say committing a potential felony against the head coach and calling the GM “cracker” in front of the team meets that standard. But what do I know. 

I know it’s hip and cool and edgy to blame the Raiders for this, but I fail to see how they’re in the wrong. This ALL is 100% in Antonio Clown’s hands. 

It was fun laughing about this until it struck me that there are literally tens of millions of people for whom this is some real, no-bullshit, truth bomb cinema, then I just got sad. 

As Nigel Tufnel will tell you, they can’t prove whose vomit it was since there’s no way to dust for it.

I think the ad placement says more about you than about the site.  I got lady’s swimwear ads.

LOL, mine’s for Lane Bryant! WTF? I am neither plus-size nor a woman. So I hesitate slightly before accusing you of being an alcoholic, but only slightly!

How many free agent QBs have to die before Kaepernick gets the call?
Say Wheedon, Osweiler, Cassel, both McCowns, Chad Henne, Yo Gaba Gabbert and like Tyrod Taylor rent a private plane to go to the Bahmmas for a weekend party and the thing goes down in flames (much like their careers), does Kaepernick get a call then?

If only there was an unemployed QB that previously took his team to the Super Bowl available...

“I was working like a slave in the back prepping the buns with pickles and the spicy mayo...”

Your grandpa sounds like a pretty cool guy

Luck’s choice didn’t happen in a vacuum.  How the Colts handled/mishandled his injuries are relevant to his health and this choice.

I mean, they didn’t REALLY have those resources, either.

there is a person behind all the memes, a man beyond the punchline, a proud and once-successful coach behind the laughingstock.

Oh, give it a rest. If you “need” the job so badly, then don’t be a dick. It’s a company, not a charity.

This video was mildly amusing five years ago when Gizmodo first posted it:

Wow. I’m not sure how that could possibly have been weirder or worse, without him actually burning the eggs.