Rule number one in showbiz. Never try to out-Joaquin Joaquin Phoenix or out-Mel Mel Gibson. That level of crazy is already trademarked.

Read “Temple of My Familiar” if you havn’t already. Shug is explored further and there is another character that is so dazzling, she is capable dimming Shug a bit in comparison. Read it first over 20 years ago reread every few years. Alice Walker is my church.

Love this piece, sis. The Color Purple is one of my all time favs. So glad you gave Shug the reconition she deserves. We should wish to have some piece of Shug in us.

 Russell Simmons is like one of those creepy old black pastors that used to be a street Hustler when he was younger and just figured out that God is the most powerful drug of all. Always thought he was a shady piece of shit, can’t say I’m glad I’m right though

“ I’m just trying to get my money and get out.”

I am both amazed and disheartened that my people are so willing to embrace someone like you.

Pinterest, the herpes of google searches... yeurgh

You are the light of my life. (Mostly my days at work, while I am drowning in a sea of super-salty white tears). Thank you, sir, for your service.

The other thing about the Breakfast Club interview is that Charlemagne actually gave him a second chance to have a shred of redemption.

May I someday have the wit and wherewithal to construct so blistering a takedown as this.

You, Mr. Harriot, are an absolute exemplar of the art of the written word. Thank you for this.

“It must be great to have your “nigga”-spitting raps erased from the whole ass internet and have the privilege to fling the accusation at someone else simply because they asked you a question. It must be nice to believe that reverse racism even exists and for your only regret about the Black Lives Matter movement…

White people love black music, as long as white people are the ones making it.

Let me just say this. Fuck Post Malone, Action Bronson, Eminem, Kreashawn, Lil Debbie, Riff Raff, V Nasty, Slim Jesus, Igloo Australia, Vanilla Ice, and countless other White pretenders who bite our culture, hit lick off of it and give us nothing in return except for embarrassment. Fuck all of these pasty faced,…

This is why I had to give up even trying to follow what began passing as hip hop years ago. I predict the same thing that happened with jazz and then rock will happen with hip hop: White people will continue taking it over, and when I am old and wrinkled and half-deaf, young Black people will consider it “white people…

Odds of this being a Scooby Doo episode where the mask comes off and he’s actually Kylie Jenner?